1 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:06,006 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,534 Aah! 3 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:19,829 Ooh! 4 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,510 Froggie, I'm home! 5 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:40,975 Hi, little fella. 6 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,978 I got some nice juicy flies for you. 7 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,773 Jeez, Louise. Look at this mess. 8 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,733 I told that boy a billion times 9 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,068 to pick up his jun... 10 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,950 I like to play with you. 11 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,952 - My back. - I like to play with you. 12 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:01,830 - There goes my back again. - I like to play with you. 13 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:04,207 I like to play with you. 14 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,251 - I like to play with you. - D' 15 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,837 - I like to play with you. - Go get help, boy. 16 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:13,258 I like to play with you. I like to play with you. 17 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,927 I like to play with you. 18 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:19,055 I like to play with you. 19 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,432 Maggie. My poor back. 20 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:25,854 I like to play with you. 21 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:30,275 I like to p... I like to play... 22 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,193 Dad! 23 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,154 Homer, what happened? 24 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:38,241 The boy. Bring me the boy. 25 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,826 Bart, if you had cleaned up your room 26 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,327 when I asked you to, 27 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,746 your father's trick back would still be aligned. 28 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,624 So, you'll pick up this mess right now. 29 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,085 Clumsy Homer. 30 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,213 Everything's always my fault. 31 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,841 If he'd just watch out where he was going. 32 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,468 Hello. What have we here? 33 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,804 A cherry bomb. 34 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,223 I thought I blew all you guys up. 35 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:07,061 People, people, no rough-housing on the monkey bars. 36 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,563 You there. Tuck in your shirt. 37 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,273 Watch it. I saw that. 38 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:14,319 You certainly have done awfully well for yourself, Spanky. 39 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:17,739 Mother, please don't call me Spanky on school grounds. 40 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,490 Wow! A cherry bomb! 41 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,159 What are you gonna do with it, Bart? 42 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,369 Watch out, Bart. It's Skinner! 43 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,582 Good morning, Mr. Skinner. 44 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,584 Morning, boys. 45 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:32,670 Why haven't you introduced me to any of your students, Spanky? 46 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,841 - Well? - Mother, I would like you to meet 47 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:41,638 Milhouse, Lewis, Richard and Bart Simpson. 48 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,349 This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about? 49 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:47,018 But he looks so sweet. 50 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:48,436 - I am, Ma'am. - Simpson! 51 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:51,064 Let's move on now, Mother, shall we? 52 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,107 Bye, Spanky. 53 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,527 So, you're gonna flush it? 54 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,738 What can I say? I've got a weakness for the classics. 55 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:01,741 I think I need to make a stop at the little girls' room. 56 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,619 Okay, Mother. This way. 57 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,082 So long, sucker. 58 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,965 Now hold it right there, you little... 59 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,883 - Spanky? - Mother? 60 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,886 Marge, I still hurt. 61 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,847 Marge. Marge! 62 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,224 Homer. 63 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,601 How many times do I have to fluff your pillow? 64 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,371 Actually, I was wondering if you could make me 65 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,646 a grilled cheese sandwich. 66 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,064 Well, okay. 67 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,000 Make sure it's squished flat and crunchy on the outside. 68 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,943 I know how you like 'em, Homer. 69 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:39,570 And maybe some of those little wieners that come in a can? 70 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,282 And some fruit cocktail in heavy syrup. 71 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:48,621 Marge. 72 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,623 Marge. 73 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,543 Marge, get the door! 74 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,257 Principal Skinner! 75 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,342 Hello, Mrs. Simpson. I'm afraid there's been 76 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,987 a very disturbing incident at school today. 77 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,053 I'm outta here, man. 78 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,265 Homer, Principal Skinner is here. 79 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:09,559 Hello, Principal Skinner. 80 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,036 I'd get up, but the boy crippled me. 81 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,979 I understand completely. 82 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:15,082 The disturbing incident I was referring to happened this morning 83 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,150 when your son flushed an explosive device 84 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,068 down the boys' lavatory. 85 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,571 - That ol' gag. - Unfortunately, at the same moment, 86 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,323 my mother was in the girls' lavatory 87 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,574 making use of the facilities. 88 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,784 - Dear. - Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, 89 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,911 we have transcended incorrigible. 90 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,789 I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. 91 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:35,209 I think it behooves us all to consider... deportation. 92 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,794 Deportation? 93 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,755 You mean kick Bart out of the country? 94 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,465 Hear him out, Marge. 95 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:44,010 Well, perhaps I was being a tad glib. Let me explain. 96 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,720 Our elementary school participates in 97 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:47,430 a foreign exchange program. 98 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,474 Normally, a student is selected on 99 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,642 the basis of academic excellence or intelligence, 100 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,436 but in Bart's case, 101 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,271 I'm prepared to make a big exception. 102 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,856 And if you're willing to play along, 103 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,483 he can spend the next three months 104 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,818 studying far, far away. 105 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,671 Sounds great. Although, a kid can't learn much 106 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:04,197 in just three months. 107 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,574 Homer, you didn't even ask where Bart would be going. 108 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,576 Actually, he'd be staying in France, 109 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:11,037 in a lovely chateau in the heart of the wine country. 110 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,039 But Bart doesn't speak French. 111 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:15,042 When he's totally immersed in a foreign language, 112 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,352 the average child can become fluent in weeks. 113 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,710 Yeah, but what about Bart? 114 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,837 I'm sure he'll pick up enough to get by. 115 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,839 And, the whole thing won't cost you a dime, 116 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,901 as long as you're willing to take in a student of your own. 117 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,843 Wait a minute, Skinner. 118 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,845 How do we know some principal over in France 119 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,056 isn't pulling the same scam you are? 120 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:32,117 Well, for one thing, you wouldn't be getting a French boy. 121 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,893 You'd be getting an Albanian. 122 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:36,145 - You mean all white with pink eyes? - No. No, no, no. 123 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,688 A student from Albania. 124 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,899 It's a country on the Adriatic Sea. 125 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,902 Well, going to France sounds like a fantastic opportunity, 126 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:45,196 but I think Bart should have a say in this. 127 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,240 The life of a frog. 128 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,200 That's the life for me. 129 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:51,577 Bart, how would you like to spend 130 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,288 the next three months living in France? 131 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,375 France? Wow! 132 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:00,128 He makes me crazy 12 months a year. 133 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,213 At least you get the summer off. 134 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,191 And I get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom? 135 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,299 Yes, Bart. 136 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,427 Wow! And one back? 137 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:11,139 Well, Bart seems very enthusiastic about the idea. 138 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,267 - Yes, baby! - Way to go! 139 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,436 Bon voyage, boy. 140 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:24,402 Good-bye, my special... 141 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:25,653 My special little guy. 142 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,947 You will write us, won't you? 143 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,949 - All the time. - What do you know about France? 144 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,951 I know I'm going, and you're not. 145 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,953 I'm gonna miss you, son. 146 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,622 And listen, while you're seeing all those great sights, 147 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:40,168 always remember that you're representing your country. 148 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,170 I guess what I'm saying is, 149 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,189 don't mess up France the way you messed up your room. 150 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:45,715 Okay, Dad. 151 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,678 Is one of you going to be on the charter flight? 152 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,802 - Yes, sir. - Come along. 153 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,096 - Bye. Be good. - We'll miss you. 154 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,383 Hey, man, watch it. Ooh! 155 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:34,931 Hey, man. It's me, Bart Simpson. 156 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,391 - Okay, kid. Let's go. - Hey! 157 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,102 ♪ Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise ♪ 158 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,689 ♪ Birds in the trees seem to... Louise ♪ 159 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,484 ♪ La la la laa La la la la la ♪ 160 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,110 Ooh la la! 161 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,904 How much longer, sir? 162 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,906 This is where we're going, right? 163 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:55,117 Chateau Mah-son. 164 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,297 Eww. What a dump. 165 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,678 You know, in Albania, 166 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,846 the unit of currency is called the lek. 167 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,516 You gotta be kiddin'. The lek. 168 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:21,269 And the national flag is a two-headed eagle on a red field. 169 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,563 Give me the old stars and stripes. 170 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,482 And the main export is furious political thought. 171 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,650 Political what? 172 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,127 Trans Albanian Airlines, flight number two, 173 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,195 Tirana to Springfield, is now arriving. 174 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,197 Welcome to your new home. 175 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,199 Escape is impossible. 176 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,994 My name is Cesar. This is my nephew, Ugolin. 177 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,413 You may find life here at the chateau hard, 178 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,416 but if you shut up and do exactly what we say, 179 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,376 the time will pass more quickly. 180 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:48,713 - He's right, you know. - Well, okay, sir. 181 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,302 - Adil? - Mother? 182 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,262 Well, I guess for the next few months, 183 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,471 yes, I will be your mother. 184 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:01,225 And this must be Lisa and Maggie. 185 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:05,229 And you must be my new father, Homer. 186 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,024 Affectionate little Albanian, isn't he? 187 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,412 Hey, come on, guys. Quit being so grabby. 188 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:24,457 Sorry, man. Be my guest. 189 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,960 You may find his accent peculiar. 190 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,629 Certain aspects of his culture 191 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,755 may seem absurd, 192 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,882 perhaps even offensive. 193 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,092 But I urge you all to give little Adil 194 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,427 the benefit of the doubt. 195 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,804 In this way, and only in this way, 196 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,765 can we hope to better understand 197 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,559 our backward neighbors throughout the world. 198 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,355 Thank you, Principal Skinner. 199 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,357 Thank you, fellow students. 200 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,526 Although I have only been in your country a few days, 201 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,237 I have already found Americans 202 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,198 to be most... trusting. 203 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,909 Although, officially, I am required to hate you, 204 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,118 I want you to know 205 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,995 I do not feel it in my heart. 206 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,251 ♪♪ 207 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,047 Hurry up, boy. 208 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,715 My grapes are waiting for their water. 209 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,097 How can you defend a country 210 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,392 where 5% of the people control 95% of the wealth? 211 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:27,061 I'm defending a country where people can think, 212 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,979 and act and worship any way they want. 213 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,440 - Can not. Can not. - Can too. Can too! 214 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,652 Please, please, kids. Stop fighting. 215 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:37,947 Maybe Lisa's right about America being a land of opportunity, 216 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,949 and maybe Adil has a point 217 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,409 about the machinery of capitalism 218 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,761 being oiled with the blood of the workers. 219 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,870 Your father is right. We should not fight. 220 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,288 Friends? 221 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,624 Well, okay. 222 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,127 Well, now that that's settled, I'll just clear the dishes. 223 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,503 No, no, Mrs. Simpson. 224 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,422 You have been oppressed enough for today. 225 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,049 - I will clear the dishes. . Okay. 226 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,885 Did you see that? 227 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,596 You know, Marge, this is the way I've always wanted it to be. 228 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,474 We've become a fully functioning family unit. 229 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,476 We've always blamed ourselves, 230 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,312 but I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing. 231 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,857 - Homer! - Your paper-thin commitment to your children 232 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,859 sends shivers down my spine. 233 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,986 - May I be excused? - Lisa! 234 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,488 She's just jealous. She'll get over it. 235 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,491 And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her. 236 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,660 - Homer! - Just kidding. 237 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,791 Can I have something to go with my turnip? 238 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,293 Quiet! 239 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:33,854 When you work like a man, we will feed you like one. 240 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:37,131 Now go to sleep! 241 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:44,054 Hey, hey, come on. Move it, pal. 242 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,681 You leave Maurice alone. 243 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,224 The floor is good enough for you. 244 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,226 You go to sleep there. 245 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,027 Nice and cozy, Adil? 246 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,653 Yes. Thank you, Father. 247 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,781 Look, Adil, you can call me Dad. 248 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,783 All right, Dad. 249 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,243 Aw! You called me Dad. 250 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,412 Dad, do you think I could come visit you 251 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,997 at the nuclear power plant? 252 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,083 - You wanna see where I work? - Yes, very much. 253 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,796 None of my biological kids ever wanted to see me at work. 254 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,298 - Then I can go? - Well, I'll have to pull a few strings 255 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,551 with the boys in security, but sure, you bet. 256 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,012 Excellent. 257 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,014 Now watch me. 258 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,934 You grab the grape between your thumb and forefinger, 259 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:34,188 and gently twist it off and drop it in the bucket. 260 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,190 Now you do it. 261 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:40,152 Very good. Now do it a million times. 262 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,988 See these? American doughnuts. 263 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,242 Glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled. 264 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,702 Now how's that for freedom of choice? 265 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,289 Dad, do you think I might see your 266 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,499 plutonium isolation module? 267 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,752 Maybe. Hold on a second. 268 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,754 Hey, Lenny. 269 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,066 Does this place have one of those plutonium isolation deals? 270 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,217 - Yeah, over in sector 12. - Sector 12? 271 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,261 Third floor, by the candy machines. 272 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,929 That sector 12. 273 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,306 Come along, Adil. 274 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,230 Ungrateful swine! 275 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,357 We give you food, we give you shelter, 276 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,651 and this is how you repay us! 277 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,072 You little shutterbug. 278 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,038 Cheese! 279 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,040 Cheese! 280 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,042 Wait a minute. 281 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,795 Stupid grapes. 282 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,173 Bunch of creeps! I hate France! 283 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,513 You sure have taken a shine to little Adil. 284 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,682 Well, he sure makes life a lot easier around here. 285 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,267 You have to admit that. 286 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,020 Well, okay, I will, if you admit you love Bart. 287 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,606 Okay. Okay. I love Bart. 288 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,691 - Well? - What? 289 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,610 Well? 290 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,279 Adil's a very sweet boy. 291 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,197 Darn tootin'. 292 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:42,066 "Dear Bart, How is France? 293 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,068 "I don't know why you haven't written. 294 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,278 I guess you're just having too much fun." 295 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:50,449 - Yeah, right. - Silence! 296 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,827 "Everyone here in the United States is fine. 297 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:57,039 "We think Maggie may say her first word any day now. 298 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,500 "Lisa got an 'A' in math, 299 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:03,170 "which I'm only mentioning as news. I'm not putting you down. 300 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:06,882 "And your father, well... 301 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,592 "last night, he went to sleep 302 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,303 talking about how much he loves you." 303 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,849 "Remember to dress warm, 304 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,333 "and try to be as helpful as you can 305 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,311 "to your adopted parents. 306 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,772 All my love. Mom." 307 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,891 What are you doing? Get out of here! 308 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,102 Sorry. 309 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:05,941 On second thought, Bart. Bart, come here. 310 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,906 - Drink this. - No, thanks. 311 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,325 Do not worry. This is France. 312 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,619 It is customary for children to take 313 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,954 a little wine now and then. 314 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,081 Yeah, but it's got antifreeze in there. 315 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,168 Drink it! 316 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,352 Ooh! 317 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,354 Bart. 318 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,656 No. 319 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,251 You're a policeman, aren't you? 320 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,504 Excusez-moi. Je ne parle pas Anglais. 321 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,297 But you gotta help me. 322 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,841 These two guys I'm staying with, they work me day and night. 323 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,344 They don't feed me. They make me sleep on the... 324 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,099 I... I don't want a piece of candy. 325 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,811 I need your... 326 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,854 Come on, Mister. Can you help me? 327 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,359 Forget it. 328 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,986 I'm so stupid. 329 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,156 Anybody could have learned this dumb language by now. 330 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,492 Here I've listened to nothing but French for the past... 331 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,984 Honey, I'm home. 332 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,862 Hello, Homer. What's that? 333 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,864 Just some blueprints Adil wanted. 334 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,700 I'm telling you, he's such a curious little dickens. 335 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,662 I bet he could build a nuclear power plant if he wanted to. 336 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,164 All right, Sparrow. 337 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,832 We know you're in there. 338 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,959 We'll give you one minute to surrender. 339 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,920 My! 340 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,881 Ooh, trouble in the neighborhood. 341 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,175 Let's check it out. 342 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,427 I'm his neighbor. What did he do? 343 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,095 Well, sir, we... 344 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,763 Well, sir, we've been on the trail 345 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,391 of a spy transmitting highly confidential information 346 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,393 - to an unfriendly nation. - Ooh! 347 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,520 Through the use of radio triangulation, 348 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,355 we tracked him to exactly this point. 349 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,690 Wow. 350 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,692 - That's all I can tell you. - Aw. 351 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,879 All right. Well, the name of his country starts with the letter "A." 352 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,821 - Ooh! - Time's up, Sparrow. 353 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,740 We're coming in after you. 354 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:02,951 Gee whiz. Adil would get a kick out of seeing this. 355 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,953 - Adil? - The Sparrow! 356 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,417 Adil. There you are. 357 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,710 Get him! 358 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,604 Au revoir, suckers. 359 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,696 So, he's going to prison? 360 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,157 No. We've arranged an exchange 361 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,841 for one of our own men caught in Albania. 362 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,787 So, Sparrow, we meet again. 363 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,163 Yes. Sometimes I think 364 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,249 I am getting too old for this game. 365 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,209 Okay, kids. Let's hurry it up. 366 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,878 Good-bye, Simpsons. Thank you for your hospitality. 367 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,380 I hope this experience 368 00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:59,675 will not sour you on the student exchange program. 369 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,638 - Good-bye, Adil. - Have a nice trip. 370 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,765 Good-bye, Adil. 371 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,142 I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted. 372 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,812 Air France, flight dix-neuf cent quatre-vingts huit, 373 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:14,273 Paris to Springfield is now arriving. 374 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,819 Look, Mom. There he is! 375 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,153 Bart, my baby boy. 376 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,989 - Welcome home. - Hey, where's the big guy? 377 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,783 He means me. 378 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,785 - Hey, boy. - Hey, Homer. 379 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:30,247 He brought us gifts. His first unselfish act. 380 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:34,042 So, basically, I met one nice French person. 381 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,086 Bart, I have something to say 382 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:37,730 that's gonna bother me if I don't say it. 383 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,090 - It's good to see you. - Same here. 384 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,633 I'd love a glass of that wine 385 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,385 Bart brought us. 386 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,972 Sorry, Marge. Some wise guy stuck a cork in the bottle. 387 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:53,603 You hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French. 388 00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:01,528 ♪♪ 389 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,881 Shh!