1 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:06,006 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,534 Aah! 3 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,092 ♪♪ 4 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:41,184 Man! Rusty old hunk of junk! 5 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:45,522 Howdy, Bart. Hot enough for ya? 6 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,191 Shut up, Flanders. 7 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,903 Hey, Dad, how come we can't get a decent mower, like the Flanders have? 8 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:55,990 Just be happy with what you've got, son. Don't try to keep up with the Flanders'. 9 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:02,413 Whoa! 10 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,958 How do you like my new wheels, Simpson? 11 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:08,586 Wow, man! What an RV! 12 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:12,298 Bart! I suppose it has, various features. 13 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,135 It's got everything... Microwave, dish washer, 14 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,263 big screen TV, deep fryer and, see up there on the roof? 15 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:21,516 - A satellite dish! - Yes, indeedly-doodly. 16 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:24,435 But, how can you afford something like this, Ned? 17 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,187 I get your mail once in a while, 18 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,523 and you make only $27 a week more than I do. 19 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,400 It's simple, Simpson. Credit. 20 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,943 Ooh, credit! 21 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:44,205 Thank you, God. 22 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,957 May I help you? 23 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,834 We're just browsing. Thank you. 24 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:50,044 I'd like to see your finest RV. 25 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,897 Do you have something that's better than the Land Behemoth? 26 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:55,133 Yes, we do. That would be the Ultimate Behemoth. 27 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:58,636 - Where is it? - You are standing in its presence. 28 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,556 - Behold! - Wow! 29 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:05,310 Would you look at this thing? Can you... Man built this. It's a vehicle. 30 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,312 Does it have its own satellite dish, sir? 31 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:11,566 You can tell your son it has its own satellite. 32 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:15,361 The VanStar One, launched last February... Just for this thing, that's all. 33 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,323 - Whoa, man! - I'm not sure that we can afford... 34 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,867 - Does it have a deep fryer? - It has four of them... 35 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,952 One for each part of the chicken. 36 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,787 I don't think we can afford this, Homer. 37 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,497 Let's worry about that later. 38 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,791 Come on. Let's take a tour. Want to? Come on! 39 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,923 - Ay, caramba. - This is better than our house. 40 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,008 Wait till Flanders gets a load of this. 41 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:39,969 Seems so expensive. 42 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,139 Hey! 43 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,515 How much is it? 44 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,684 You're a man of your convict... 45 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,229 You just wanted to ask that and blurted it out, didn't ya? 46 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,814 - Yeah. How much is it? - Well, 47 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,901 first of all, I want you to know I like your face. 48 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:57,070 - You do? - I really do. 49 00:03:57,153 --> 00:04:00,240 I'm not saying that. I mean it. You got color in there. 50 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,242 - You're not Roman, are you? - No! 51 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,410 Look like a god, sort of. 52 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,247 Why don't we step into the credit office, Zeus? 53 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:10,291 Hey, your dad's gonna just go in here, 54 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,710 work it out and then you'll drive home in this! 55 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:16,297 I'm not gonna quote you a price till I check your credit rating. 56 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:20,385 And let me... I want to make myself clear on this. This is a formality. 57 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,054 If you're saying to me, "Bob, is this guy good for it?" 58 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:27,183 I say, "Yes." I don't check this machine, but I don't own the place, 59 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,769 even though my name's up there. 60 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:31,163 Long story, but that doesn't matter. 61 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,064 I'm gonna have to run it through the computer. 62 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,694 Is that a good siren? Am I approved? 63 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,488 You ever known a siren to be good? 64 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:43,783 No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. 65 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,369 That's the computer in case I went blind, telling me, 66 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:49,289 "Sell the vehicle to this fella, and you're out of business." 67 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,374 That's what the siren says. 68 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,836 Seems the Ultimate Behemoth is a wee bit out of your price range. 69 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,630 And "wee bit" is me bein' polite. 70 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,383 You couldn't afford this thing if you lived to be a million. 71 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:03,845 Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range? 72 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,222 I don't wanna go away empty-handed, Bob. 73 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,350 Take it easy there. Don't ruin this feeling I'm gettin' from ya. 74 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,894 Perhaps I can show you something... 75 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,188 a little more you. 76 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,026 Well, what do you think? 77 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,320 You gotta be kidding me. 78 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,572 - Used, isn't it? - What'd you say? 79 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:23,906 Is it used? 80 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,826 Mr. Simpson, you're never gonna own a better RV. 81 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,929 I don't mean that in a good way. I mean literally, buddy. 82 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:31,372 This is it for you, you know? It's this or a wagon. 83 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,042 Then... how much do you want for it? 84 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,603 This is yours. The price I'm quoting, you're not gonna hand it to someone else? 85 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:39,148 'Cause I'm gonna give you a price for you. Someone else, I'm doublin' this. 86 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,090 - I swear it, Bob. - This is you and me. 87 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,759 - Yeah. - Two months from now, 88 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,135 your head's in that window. 89 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:46,262 - On my honor. - 350 a month. 90 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,264 Well, I don't know. 91 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,808 Would it be all right if I conferred with my family? 92 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:54,312 Mr. Simpson, if you have to talk it over with those humans out there, 93 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,272 there's something wrong with all of us. 94 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:00,902 You look like a man able to make a decision. See that man over there? 95 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:03,112 - Yeah. - He's buying this. Did you know that? 96 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:07,200 Called me, said, "Save the little one. I'm coming." Here he is. 97 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:10,203 - Now you want it or not? - All right, all right. I'll take it! 98 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:14,207 Best decision you'll ever... You are gonna... This is gonna change your life. 99 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:23,049 Hey, Flanders. Look what I got. 100 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:26,386 She's a beaut! Hey, congratulations! 101 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,554 I'm sure you'll have loads of fun. 102 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,724 Jealous. Everybody ready? 103 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,851 I hate this. I don't wanna go. 104 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,521 That's the spirit. Ready or not, nature, 105 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,606 here we come! 106 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,448 - Turkey farm, skunks, slaughterhouse? - No, no, no. 107 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,576 - What are you doing back there? - We're playing, "What's that odor?" 108 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,120 - Dad's feet? - Bart! 109 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,955 - You win, Bart. - Lisa! 110 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:56,707 - Are we there yet, Dad? - I'll tell you when we get there. 111 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,126 Go back to your smell game. 112 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,882 Homer, I'm telling you. 113 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,052 - This is not the interstate. - Maps. 114 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:11,389 Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions? 115 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:14,725 Don't worry. This is an all-terrain vehicle. 116 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,564 My feet are getting wet! 117 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:22,984 Come on. We're getting back to nature. 118 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,736 - Mom, I'm scared. - We all are, dear. 119 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,739 Your father says there's nothing to worry about. 120 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,075 ♪♪ 121 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,039 ♪♪ 122 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,422 What do you think? Should we stop here? 123 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,632 - Yes! - All righty. 124 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:53,014 Well, here we are. 125 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:08,154 Okay, nobody move and nobody panic. 126 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:12,492 When I give the word, everyone, ever so slowly, 127 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,703 open your door and slide out. 128 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:18,998 On the count of three. One... 129 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:36,599 The Simpsons have entered the forest. 130 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:47,902 Well, ha, ha. Now we get a chance to be real pioneers. 131 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:50,571 Yes, sir. This is a real adventure. 132 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,114 Why, I bet there are people 133 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,909 who would trade everything they have in the world for this. 134 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:57,620 You mean, like we just did? 135 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,706 - Will somebody help her? - Look, Maggie. Birdies. 136 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,587 Homer, what are we going to do? 137 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:07,797 Now don't worry. 138 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,258 Our situation isn't as bad as it seems. 139 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,261 And you're forgetting. I'm an experienced woodsman. 140 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:17,348 Now you all stay here while I go over this way and try to get my bearings. 141 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:27,108 What am I gonna do? I've murdered us all! 142 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:30,236 I've murdered us all! I've murdered us all! 143 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:33,114 - Shut up! - Shut up! Shut up! 144 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,782 - D! - D! D! 145 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,620 - There. Finished. - You are? 146 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,706 Well, it's a quick job, but it's shelter. 147 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,708 It is? 148 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,793 Okay. We'll be back with help before you know it. 149 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,629 You girls just stay here and relax. 150 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,841 Remember, the handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star. 151 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:55,928 That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. 152 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,513 We're in the woods. 153 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,690 Should Maggie be going with them, Mom? 154 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:11,110 I don't think they'll be gone long, and she's in good hands. 155 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,576 There aren't any dangerous animals 156 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,745 in the forest, are there, Dad? 157 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,431 Well, might be a few, but don't worry about it. 158 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,498 If you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone. 159 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,335 - It's a deal. - And remember not to act afraid. 160 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:30,254 Animals can smell fear, and they don't like it. 161 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:35,468 - Besides, there's nothing to be afraid of. - Right. 162 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,012 A rattler! 163 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,264 - I'm not afraid! - Run, you fool! 164 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,196 Through here, boy. Back to civilization. 165 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,948 - How do you know? - When you're an experienced woodsman like me, 166 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,950 you get a feel for these things. 167 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,536 It becomes natural, like a third sense. 168 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,511 ♪♪ 169 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,517 The boys certainly are taking a long time. 170 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,728 I hope Maggie isn't slowing them up too much. 171 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,710 Bart! Where are you, Bart? 172 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:54,088 His lucky red hat. Dear God! 173 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,382 No! Bart! 174 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,843 Bart! Bart! 175 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:08,102 Bart! Bart, my beautiful son! 176 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,187 Why couldn't You have taken me? 177 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,481 Of all the fates on heaven and earth, 178 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,151 why did this one befall me? 179 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:19,196 Don't have a cow, Dad. 180 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,198 What the... D! 181 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,452 You're alive! And buck naked. 182 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,495 I'm not the only one, Home boy. 183 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,498 What? 184 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,460 Jungle man. 185 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:50,770 The first thing you learn about surviving in the woods, boy: 186 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:51,937 conceal your nakedness. 187 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:56,108 - Yeah, man. - Okay. Slap a fern on there, boy. 188 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,444 And now with some mud. 189 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,446 There. Ooh! 190 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,490 That requires a little moss. 191 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,910 And some moss for me. All right. 192 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,497 - We're ready to hit the town. - But, Dad, I am so hungry! 193 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,333 Can't we eat somethin' first? I'm starvin', man. 194 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,668 Food. Good thinking, son. 195 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,505 This young sapling ought to do the trick. 196 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:23,010 - What are we gonna do, hang ourselves? - No! 197 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:26,305 This is a trap. It's gonna catch us our dinner. Come on, boy. 198 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,350 Shh! Just watch. 199 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,270 Oooh! 200 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,482 A-ha! Got him! 201 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,571 Okay, okay. 202 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,491 This time I'll just go into the bushes over there, 203 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,327 make a lot of noise and flush out a rabbit. 204 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,663 And when he comes out, you step on him. 205 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,164 Right, Dad. 206 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,502 Get 'em off me! 207 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,796 Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! 208 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,264 Great camping trip, honey. Traveled 800 miles, 209 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,349 haven't even seen a squirrel yet. 210 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,952 Well, the ranger at the gate said we should watch out for bears. 211 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,104 Bears! 212 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,190 Right, right. Let me show you how many bears there are around here. 213 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,068 Hello, bears! 214 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,654 Um, come on. Have a donut. 215 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,906 What the heck, have me! Come and get it! 216 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,701 All right, all right. You made your point. 217 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:31,495 Bears. 218 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:07,615 - I hope Maggie and the boys are all right. - I'm sure they're just fine. 219 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,619 After all, we built a fire, and we don't know anything about nature. 220 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:15,164 Imagine what your father, an experienced woodsman, has done. 221 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,375 Yeah, I suppose so. Good night, Mom. 222 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,338 Good night, dear. 223 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:28,636 G-G-Good n-n-night, D-D-Dad. 224 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,472 G-G-Good n-n-night, son. 225 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,475 Sleep tight. 226 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,409 - Are we there yet? - No! 227 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,495 - Are we ever gonna be there? - How would I know? 228 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,456 Quit asking pointless... 229 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,750 Bart, look! 230 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,169 Honey. Honey! 231 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:06,006 - We're saved! - Homer. Bees? 232 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,928 - How is it? - Tangy. 233 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,727 What? 234 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,731 Water. That-a-way, man. 235 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:49,341 Bigfoot. The legendary half-man half-ape is no longer a legend. 236 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,803 He's very, very real. What you're about to see is unedited video footage 237 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:56,765 taken earlier today in the hills three miles southwest of Tenderfoot Gorge. 238 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,900 Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures 239 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,611 was most impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, 240 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:14,074 its foul language and, most of all, its indescribable stench. 241 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,409 A popular supermarket tabloid 242 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,703 has offered a reward of $5,000 243 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,164 to anyone who brings in the creature alive. 244 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,916 Naturally, we'll have more on this story as soon as it develops. 245 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,560 We now return you to the president's address already in progress. 246 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:45,022 It looks as if you girls have been getting along all right, 247 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,775 but it's a darn good thing we found you when we did. 248 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,360 There's something horrible roaming these woods. 249 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,654 There is? 250 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,493 Why, that's my husband! 251 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:05,000 His name isn't Bigfoot. His name is Homer. 252 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,882 - What does it eat? - I don't understand. 253 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,300 What's this all about? 254 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:17,054 Well, I suppose pork chops are his favorite. 255 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,647 Get those bears out of here. I'm trying to do an interview. 256 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,649 No bears! We're taping! 257 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,734 All bears off the set. 258 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,407 Okay. Now let's get back to your, husband. 259 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,410 How would you describe your marital relations? Brutish? 260 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,288 - Is this going to be on TV? - Coast to coast. 261 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,293 - Just a little further. - Are we there? Are we there? 262 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,497 - Just a little further. - Are we there? Are we there? 263 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,007 Food! 264 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,435 Nice grizzlies. 265 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,730 N-Nice grizzlies. Nice grizzlies. 266 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,191 - What do we do, Dad? - Praise the grizzlies, son. 267 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,610 Nice grizzlies. 268 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,363 That's a good grizzly. 269 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,538 Maggie! 270 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:27,249 My little girl. 271 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,002 Nice grizzlies. Nice grizzlies. 272 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,797 Later, grizzly dudes. 273 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,857 Look! It's him! It's Bigfoot! 274 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,234 Get in the car! 275 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,403 Get him! Get him! 276 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,822 We got him! We got Bigfoot! 277 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,575 You are darn lucky we got here in time to rescue you. 278 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,452 What the hell are you talking about, sir? 279 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,913 - He's getting away. - After him! 280 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,749 We gotta take him alive. You got that tranquilizer gun ready? 281 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,594 Dad! Dad! 282 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:24,765 Avenge me, son. Avenge my death. 283 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,856 Last week's capture of Bigfoot turned into the scientific poser of the century. 284 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,667 Although the creature was ultimately released, 285 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:35,943 the question remains, 286 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,945 "Who was this Homer?" 287 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,947 Was it a man or was it, in fact, 288 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,949 the legendary missing link known as Bigfoot? 289 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,034 Could I have some applesauce? 290 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:47,287 Specialists gathered at the Springfield Primate Institute 291 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,040 for a firsthand examination of the controversial creature. 292 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,251 They are now ready to announce their findings. 293 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,753 Ladies and gentlemen, 294 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,713 distinguished colleagues, 295 00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:00,467 after extensive biological and anatomical testing, 296 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:05,389 I regret to announce that the evidence we have is... inconclusive. 297 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:08,892 This thing may or may not be human. 298 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,395 That's what he thinks. 299 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,564 I say it's none other than Bigfoot in the flesh. 300 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,150 No. I disagree. I think it is a man. 301 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:20,028 The eyes have the glimmer of human intelligence. 302 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,446 Really. Glimmer in the eyes. 303 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,198 What about the sloping ape-like forehead? 304 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,243 The guys at work are gonna have a field day with this. 305 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,578 Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go. 306 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:29,746 Gentlemen, gentlemen. 307 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,915 Fraulein, please. 308 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,626 This much I believe we can agree upon: 309 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:38,839 this specimen is either a below-average human being... 310 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,258 or... a brilliant beast. 311 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,219 Stupid egghead. 312 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,930 Homer. 313 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,516 My brilliant beast. 314 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,232 ♪♪ 315 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,380 Shh!