1 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:06,006 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,534 Aah! 3 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,288 Ooh! 4 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,302 - Yeah. Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah! 5 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:36,888 - Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah. 6 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:38,598 - Yeah! - Hey, what's the problem here? 7 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:41,142 We were fighting over which one of us loves you more. 8 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,854 You were? Aw, well, go ahead. 9 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,898 - You love him more. - No, you do. 10 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,150 - No, I don't. No, I don't. - Yes, you do! 11 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,112 Look, you better get this all out of your system right now! 12 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,865 I don't want you embarrassing me at my boss's picnic. 13 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,035 Marshmallow. 14 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,832 Homer! 15 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,935 I'm trying to get at least some of the unfortunate noises 16 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,710 out of my system while I can, Marge. 17 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,296 I don't want to embarrass myself at the company picnic. 18 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,424 Are you sure that's enough? 19 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,528 You know how the boss loves your delicious gelatin desserts. 20 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:20,223 Homer, Mr. Burns just said he liked it... once. 21 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:21,575 That's the only time he's ever spoken to me 22 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,977 without using the word "bonehead." 23 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,983 There it is, kids! 24 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:34,362 Stately Burns Manor. Heaven on Earth. 25 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:37,824 Okay, now look, my boss is gonna be at this picnic. 26 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:41,327 I want you to show your father some love and/or respect. 27 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,663 - Tough choice. - I'm thinking respect. 28 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:46,207 Good to see you. Glad you could make it. 29 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,043 Thank you, Mr. Burns, I'm so glad you invited us. 30 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,004 Not me. I had to miss little league for this. 31 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,172 Quiet, Tom. 32 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,548 Please, please don't fight. 33 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:56,467 Just go out back and have a good time. 34 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,469 Fire that man, Smithers. 35 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,947 I don't want him or his unpleasant family 36 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,014 to ruin my picnic. 37 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,016 He'll be gone by the tug-of-war, sir. 38 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,852 - Excellent. - Afternoon, Mr. Burns. 39 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:08,396 Hi. Hello, there, 40 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,274 - Simpson, Homer. - Here you go, sir. 41 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,901 Yes. 42 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:16,404 And this must be your lovely wife, Marge. 43 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:19,032 And look at little, Lisa. 44 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,034 Why, she's growing like a weed. 45 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:24,204 - And this must be, Brat. - Bart. 46 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,955 Don't correct the man, Brat. 47 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:29,375 Boss, look what we brought, gelatin desserts. 48 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,295 For the love of Peter. That's all anybody brought. 49 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,297 Some damn fool went around telling everyone 50 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,673 I love that slimy goop. 51 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,551 Well, toss it in the pile over there. 52 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:39,969 And... make yourselves at home. 53 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,596 Hear that, Dad? 54 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,824 You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself. 55 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,099 - Now, you listen to me! - Whoa! 56 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:48,019 - Trouble, Simpson? - No. 57 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:51,648 Just congratulating the son on a fine joke about his old man. 58 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,696 Now remember, as far as anyone knows, 59 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,698 we're a nice, normal family. 60 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,867 Hey, Bart, last one in the fountain's a rotten egg! 61 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:03,952 Hey! 62 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,955 D'Be normal! Be normal! 63 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:10,458 What an adorable little girl. 64 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,710 Thank you. 65 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,337 Why don't we dump them in the nursery 66 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,588 and get a glass of punch? 67 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,298 I'm not much of a drinker. 68 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:20,260 Hey, isn't that your boy there torturing the swans? 69 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:21,552 Bart! 70 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,598 Maybe I will take you up on that punch. 71 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,187 Gee, do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised? 72 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:35,191 You're right. There. 73 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,780 Bart! Lisa! 74 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:43,491 - Where are you kids? - Whoops. 75 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:44,718 - Got ya! - Whoa, careful, Dad. 76 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,411 Blow a gasket, you lose your job. 77 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,871 Now hear this: The father/son sack race 78 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,958 will begin in five minutes on the north lawn. 79 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,793 Participation is mandatory. 80 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:56,379 Repeat, mandatory. That is all. 81 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,131 You remember the rules from last year? 82 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,758 Yeah. Shut my mouth, and let your boss win. 83 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,760 Hey! 84 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,054 I don't know who to love more: 85 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,640 my son, Joshua, who's captain of the football team; 86 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,518 or my daughter, Amber, who got the lead in the school play. 87 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:13,354 Usually, I use their grades as a tiebreaker, 88 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,398 but they both got straight A's this term, so... 89 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,483 what's a mother to do? 90 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,152 Well, I sense greatness in my family. 91 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,695 Your family? 92 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:23,781 Well, it's a greatness that others can't see, 93 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,116 but it's there. 94 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:28,077 And if it's not true greatness we have, 95 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,579 we're at least average. 96 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,790 I don't want to alarm anyone, 97 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:37,045 but I think there's a little al-key-hol in this punch. 98 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:42,675 - Mr. Burns, are you ready? - Yes. 99 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,927 - Are you set? - Yes. 100 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,347 Go, Mr. Burns. 101 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:58,191 Man, this is pathetic. I'm goin' for it! 102 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,902 Bart, no! 103 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,364 No, wait. No. Bart, don't. 104 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,199 Don't. No! 105 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:15,792 Close one this year. 106 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,252 ♪ Here we sit enjoying the shade ♪ 107 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,712 ♪ Hey, brother, pour on the wine ♪ 108 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,756 ♪ Drink the drink that I have made ♪ 109 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,549 ♪ Hey, brother, pour on the wine ♪ 110 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,343 ♪ He's here at last my one and only ♪ 111 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,470 ♪ Good-bye friends And don't be lonely ♪ 112 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,781 ♪ Hey, brother, pour on the wine ♪♪ 113 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,723 - Marge, I need you! - Hey, Homie! 114 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,725 Did you try the punch? 115 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,852 Snap out of it, Marge. 116 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,206 You've gotta come with me. The boss is going to make a toast. 117 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,440 Well, I'm not much of a drinker. 118 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,568 Why, you picked a perfect time to start. You... 119 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:47,949 ♪♪ 120 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,493 Musicians, cease that infernal tootling. 121 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:54,789 "Thank you all... for coming." 122 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,838 - Marge, knock it off. - Well, I'm sorry. 123 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,756 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Marge! 124 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,509 "But now it's time to say good-bye. 125 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:09,262 Please, get off my property until next year." 126 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,763 I suggest you don't dawdle. 127 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,057 The hounds will be released in ten minutes. 128 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:19,689 Did you have a good time, son? 129 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,274 Yeah, thanks, Pop. 130 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:25,069 Aw, that's the kind of family unity I like to see. 131 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,946 - Smithers! - Yes, sir? 132 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,448 Get that man's name. 133 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,509 I predict big things for him down at the power plant. 134 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,452 Quick, Bart, give me a kiss. 135 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,996 Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid. 136 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:37,623 Bart, please? Five bucks for a kiss. 137 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,086 I have never seen 138 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,464 such an obvious attempt to curry my favor. 139 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:47,133 Fabulous observation, sir. Just fabulous. 140 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,845 Boy, I'm glad that's over. 141 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,722 Now we can go home and act normal again. 142 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,765 - What do you mean? - Aw, come on. 143 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,643 That cornball routine. 144 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:00,438 "I love you, Daddy." Give me a break. 145 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:03,316 - I pity you. - Why? 146 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:06,277 - After you. - Well, thank you so much. 147 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,823 - Me first! No, me. Me. Me. - No, me. No, me. Me. Me. 148 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,242 Honey, you look so tired. Would you like me to drive? 149 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,830 Homie, I think I'm going to be sick. 150 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:21,000 ♪ There was a farmer had a dog ♪ 151 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,169 ♪ And Bingo was his name, ♪ 152 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:27,006 ♪ B-i-n-g-o B-i-n-g-o ♪ 153 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:30,676 ♪ B-i-n-g-o and Bingo was his name, ♪♪ 154 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,803 Homie, get in the car. 155 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,515 - This is where you belong. - Yeah, Homer. 156 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,517 Room for one more. 157 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,311 One of us. One of us. 158 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,438 One of us. One of us. 159 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:49,362 ♪ B-i-n-g-o B-i-n-g-o ♪ 160 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,948 ♪ B-i-n-g-o ♪♪ 161 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,414 The father of the family 162 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,916 has worked all day 163 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:04,126 to find this food for his children. 164 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,836 Unable to fend for themselves, 165 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,172 the baby bald eaglets 166 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,882 are dependant on their mother 167 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,134 regurgitating the food which she has found. 168 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,637 - Hey! - Look, everybody. 169 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,681 Yesterday was a real eye-opener. 170 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,058 We've got to do better as a family. 171 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:22,436 So tonight, we're not going to shovel food in our mouths 172 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,854 while we stare at the TV. 173 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,899 We're going to eat at the dining room table 174 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:27,984 like a normal family. 175 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,820 - Happy, Dad? - Yes. 176 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,697 Good. Commence shoveling. 177 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:36,242 No. We're going to say grace first. 178 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,244 Okay. Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. 179 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:43,374 No! Ignore the boy, Lord. 180 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,334 Now, can the chatter, and bow your heads. 181 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:50,798 Dear Lord, thank you for this microwave bounty, 182 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,800 even though we don't deserve it. 183 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:55,595 I mean, our kids are uncontrollable hellions. 184 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,264 Pardon my French, but they act like savages. 185 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,516 Did you see them at the picnic? 186 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,435 Of course you did. You're everywhere. 187 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,811 You're "omnivorous." 188 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,522 O Lord, why did you smite me with this family? 189 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,274 - Amen! - Let's eat. 190 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,152 No, I'm not done yet! 191 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,237 But Homer, how long are we supposed to sit here 192 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,656 and listen to you bad-mouth us to the man upstairs? 193 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,283 I'm sorry, Marge, 194 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,910 but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town. 195 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,871 Maybe we should move to a larger community. 196 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,415 Don't have a cow, Dad. 197 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,709 The sad truth is, all families are like us. 198 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,419 You think so? 199 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,422 Well, there's only one way to find out. Follow me. 200 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:40,097 Look at that, kids. No fighting. No yelling. 201 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,600 No belching. The dad has his shirt on. 202 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:43,893 Look, napkins! 203 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,603 These people are obviously freaks. 204 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,355 You think so? 205 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,274 Well, let's see what's behind door number two. 206 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,651 What are they doing? 207 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,444 They're having a conversation. 208 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,197 They actually enjoy talking to each other. 209 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,799 I wish I could hear what they're saying. 210 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,785 Papa, I believe I heard some rustling in the bushes. 211 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:04,038 I did too. Better get the gun. 212 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,165 Where's he going? 213 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:09,543 Probably to get the old man his pipe and slippers. 214 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:24,266 Whoa, look at this place. What a dump! 215 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,894 It's worse than you think. 216 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,563 I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed. 217 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,233 Homer, this is our house. 218 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,485 - Are you coming in, Homer? - No, no. 219 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,987 I wanna be alone with my thought. 220 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,467 Fans are getting just a little bit anxious here. 221 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,992 Another beer, Moe. 222 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:45,287 What's a matter, Homer? Bloodiest fight of the year. 223 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,540 You're sitting there like a thirsty bump on a log. 224 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,917 - Eddie. - Evening, Moe. 225 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,503 - Want some pretzels? - No, thanks. We're on duty. 226 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,463 A couple beers would be nice, though. 227 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,627 That'll be two bucks, boys. 228 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,757 Just kidding. 229 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,467 Good one, Moe. 230 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,594 Listen, we're looking for a family of Peeping Toms 231 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,930 who's been terrorizing the neighborhood. 232 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,973 Quiet, boy. Let the nice people enjoy their beers. 233 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,187 Don't worry. This dog has the scent. 234 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,647 Hey. What's gotten into Bobo? 235 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,316 I got some wieners in my pocket. 236 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,528 That figures. Come on, you stupid dog. 237 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,906 You know, Moe, 238 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,034 my mom once said something that really stuck with me. 239 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:28,414 She said, "Homer, you're a big disappointment." 240 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:33,210 And God bless her soul, she was really on to something. 241 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,255 Don't blame yourself, Homer. You got dealt a bad hand. 242 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,466 You got crummy little kids that nobody can control. 243 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,050 You can't talk that way about my kids! 244 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,761 Or at least two of them. 245 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,971 - Why, you got two I haven't met? - Why you... 246 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,639 Here's five you haven't met. 247 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,225 A tremendous right. That's just gotta hurt. 248 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,909 Ladies and gentlemen, this fight is over! 249 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,149 "All-Star Boxing" is brought to you by... 250 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,068 Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center. 251 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,237 What? 252 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,615 Honey, aren't you going to work today? 253 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,783 I don't think so. 254 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,493 Honey, you have a problem, 255 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,369 and it won't get better till you admit it. 256 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,872 I admit this: You better shut your big yap. 257 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,458 - You shut up. - No, you shut up! 258 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:13,584 No, you shut up! 259 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,002 - Shut up! - Shut up! 260 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,213 Why don't you both shut up? 261 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,382 Hi, friends. 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No fad diets. 265 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,307 Just family bliss, 266 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,975 or double your money back. 267 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,602 So call today. 268 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:35,439 Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center. 269 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,566 Why don't you call right now? 270 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,777 When will I learn? 271 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,487 The answer to life's problems 272 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,905 aren't at the bottom of a bottle. 273 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,533 They're on TV! 274 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,468 All right, time for a family meeting. 275 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,887 Why can't we have a meeting when you're watching TV? 276 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,306 Now look, you know and I know 277 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,976 this family needs help, professional help. 278 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,395 So I've made us an appointment with Dr. Marvin Monroe. 279 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,146 The fat guy on TV? 280 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,817 You're sending us to doctor who advertises on pro wrestling? 281 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,319 Boxing, Lisa, boxing. There's a world of difference. 282 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,822 Gee, Homer, are you sure this is the right thing to do? 283 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,408 Honey, I've given this matter a lot of study, 284 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,327 and of all the commercials I saw, his was the best. 285 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,247 All it costs is $250. 286 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,790 We don't have that kind of money. 287 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,376 Well, then, we're just going to have to dig deep. 288 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,044 Marge, go get the kids' college fund. 289 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,296 Hey! 290 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,132 - Homer. - Come on, Marge. 291 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,217 Why scrimp now on the off-chance 292 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,861 that they'll actually get in some place? 293 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,930 Forty-eight. Forty-nine. Fifty. 294 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,849 Eighty-eight dollars and fifty cents. 295 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,975 That's it? 296 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,351 That's the college fund 297 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,353 we've been saving for all these years? 298 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,856 I guess I'd have needed a partial scholarship. 299 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,019 Well, we're not licked yet. 300 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,525 To save this family, 301 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,861 we're going to have to make the supreme sacrifice. 302 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,489 No, Dad. Please, don't pawn the TV. 303 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,159 Come on, Dad, anything but that. 304 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:13,162 Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead? 305 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:17,833 Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need $150 here! 306 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,211 Afternoon, Simpson. So what can I do for ya? 307 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:25,466 Would you pay $150 for this lovely Motorola? 308 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,967 Is it cable ready? 309 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,136 Ready as she'll ever be. 310 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,722 Mister, you got yourself a deal. 311 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,019 ♪♪ 312 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,314 All our money, the college funds, the TV. 313 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,982 Homer, you're driving a stake 314 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,817 through the hearts of those who love you. 315 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,569 Hey, no pain, no gain. 316 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,363 Will you be paying by cash or check? 317 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:51,867 Cash, of course. I've got $250 right here with me. 318 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:56,038 I'm holding it right now. Here it is. Look. 319 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,666 Check it out, 250 big ones. 320 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,209 If you really want to impress her, 321 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,795 show her the big, empty space where our TV used to be. 322 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,296 - Bart! - Come on, family. 323 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,298 Let's go celebrate our newfound ability 324 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,217 to express love for each other. 325 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,511 I'm taking you out for frosty chocolate milkshakes. 326 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,304 Yay! 327 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:18,102 There go my young-girl dreams of Vassar. 328 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,812 Hello, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. 329 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,106 No doubt you recognize me from TV. 330 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,066 - We would if we had one. - Lisa! 331 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,485 No, no, Homer, don't stifle the youngster. 332 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,363 Your family must feel free to express itself. 333 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,740 That's what these pads and jumbo markers are for. 334 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,369 I want you to draw for me your fears, your anxieties, 335 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,080 the roots of your unhappiness. 336 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,082 Now, take a deep, cleansing breath. 337 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,420 And begin. 338 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,387 No surprises here. 339 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,598 Homer? 340 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,350 Homer, what have you got for us? 341 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,480 - Homer? - Oops, sorry. 342 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,399 I wasn't paying attention. 343 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,609 Well, if you had been paying attention, 344 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,838 perhaps you would have noticed that your family sees you 345 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,822 as a rather stern authority figure, 346 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,742 an ogre, if you will. 347 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,452 Now, Doctor, that's not true. 348 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,037 Ogre is such a strong word. 349 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,040 Right on, Doc! Another successful diagnosis. 350 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,875 - That does it! - Wow! 351 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,335 Okay, you wanna kill each other. 352 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,796 That's good. That's healthy. 353 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,300 There's nothing necessarily wrong with hostile conflict. 354 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,677 All I ask is that you use 355 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,155 my patented aggression therapy mallets. 356 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,014 - Good idea. - All right. 357 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,515 I don't know. 358 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,727 Okay. Let's take another deep, cleansing breath. 359 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,406 Wait a minute. 360 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,342 These mallet things are padded with foam rubber. 361 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,410 What's the point? 362 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,579 They'd work much better without the padding, Doc. 363 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,790 No, no. That's not true. 364 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,625 - Give me that. - See? 365 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,629 Yes, well, that concludes this portion of our treatment. 366 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,590 - Are we cured yet? - Don't be ridiculous. 367 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,635 You will be cured, but it's going to require 368 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,595 somewhat more unorthodox methods. 369 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,722 - Unortho what? - Don't worry. 370 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,934 I'll have plenty of time to explain while I warm up the... 371 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,977 electric generator. 372 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,855 Everyone comfy? Good. 373 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,024 Now, don't touch any of those buttons in front of you 374 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,776 for a very important reason, 375 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:34,363 i.e., you are wired into the rest of your family. 376 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,740 You have the ability to shock them, 377 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,264 and they have the ability to shock... 378 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,536 Just testing. 379 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,704 - Why you... Aw. - No, Homer, not yet. 380 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,833 You see, this is what is known as aversion therapy. 381 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,376 When someone hurts you emotionally, 382 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,336 you will hurt them physically. 383 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:53,382 And gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all. 384 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,843 And won't that be wonderful, Homer? 385 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,344 Yes, Doctor. 386 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,263 Whoa! 387 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,617 Bart, how could you shock your little sister? 388 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,810 My finger slipped. 389 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,228 So did mine. 390 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,232 Bart, Lisa, stop that. 391 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,238 No, no. Now, wait a minute. 392 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,741 Wait! Wait! Folks, if I could... 393 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,452 This is not the way to get healthy! 394 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,625 No! You've got to understand something! 395 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,297 ♪♪ -People, please! 396 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:39,553 Boy. Someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir. 397 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,555 Excellent. Excellent. 398 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:45,809 Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo. 399 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,687 No, no! 400 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,651 Dr. Monroe, your other patients have fled the building. 401 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,777 Stop! Stop! 402 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,487 You're damaging the equipment. 403 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,621 Hey. Nice hair, Mom. 404 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,123 Gee, I thought we were making real progress. 405 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,875 No, I'm sorry, you're not! 406 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,252 Please, you've just got to go. 407 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,714 Wait a minute, Doc. Your TV commercial said, 408 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,634 "Family bliss or double our money back." 409 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,428 But that was just... 410 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,806 All right. Get the money. 411 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,225 20, 40, 60, 80, 100. 412 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,977 20, 40, 60, 80, 200. 20, 40, 60, 80, 300. 413 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,397 20, 40, 60, 80, 400. 20, 40, 60, 80, 500. 414 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,150 Just go, and never tell anyone you were here! 415 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,237 Wow, 500 smackers. 416 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,366 Homer, how wonderful, our first pleasant surprise. 417 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:45,702 It's not the money, as much as the feeling that we earned it. 418 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,204 You did it, Dad. 419 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,665 Excuse me, dear. Shouldn't we be heading 420 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,125 down to the pawn shop to get our TV back? 421 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,878 That piece of junk? Forget it. 422 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,922 We're gonna get a new TV. 423 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,800 Twenty-one inch screen, realistic flesh tones 424 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,301 and a little cart 425 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,845 so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays. 426 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,347 Yay! 427 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,724 Homer, we love you. 428 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,654 ♪♪ 429 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,215 Shh!