1 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:20,146 Yo, I am so psyched for invisible force 2. 2 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:22,773 Please. Invisible force I was lame. 3 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,192 I'm all about rising tide. 4 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:26,360 Rising tide? The deep? 5 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:28,446 Translucent could kick the deep's ass. 6 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,657 How? He's invisible. That's, like, all he's got. That's it. 7 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:35,620 Exactly. He sneaks up on the deep, and then boom, motherfucker! 8 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,371 - Sit down. - Until the deep makes a shark 9 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:39,290 bite translucent's dick off. 10 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,292 How's he gonna find his dick? It's invisible. 11 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:51,509 Holy shit. 12 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,519 Benjy! 13 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:09,070 Get up. Get up, get up, get up. 14 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:11,489 Come on, benjy. Come on, come on. 15 00:01:40,977 --> 00:01:42,270 Stay back. 16 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:45,439 Just stay the fuck back. 17 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:47,024 What are you smiling at? 18 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:08,170 Homelander? 19 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,757 You boys okay? 20 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:16,887 Can I... can I get a selfie? 21 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:19,348 Course you can. 22 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:25,021 The seven's queen Maeve and homelander made another heroic save today, 23 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,898 stopping a hijacked armoured truck on the streets of Brooklyn, 24 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:29,442 then staying behind for a photo op 25 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:31,444 - with some very lucky fans. - Nice to meet you. 26 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:33,070 - Jean? - Thanks, Jennifer. And now... 27 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:36,782 So, this is pretty much everything in one. Bluetooth speakers. 28 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,284 It's in stereo, so you can put it 29 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,494 all around your living room, have some fun with it. 30 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,913 You said you have a standard cable box, right? 31 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:46,375 Okay, then I need to get you an audio transmitter, ath low latency. 32 00:02:46,459 --> 00:02:49,795 It makes it so there's less audio lag, and it's got a standard optical in. 33 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:52,548 And let's hook you up with thousand-Meg hdmi. 34 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:53,799 Let's go with this one. 35 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:56,969 It costs a little bit more, but the carbon's way more conductive. 36 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:14,195 Hey, Gary. I really need to talk to you about something. 37 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,572 - Later, kid. - Okay. Cool. 38 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:19,909 Later... you want, like... Want, like, 30... 30 minutes? 39 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,202 Like, a solid 45? 40 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,374 Excuse me, sir? 41 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:31,462 Hi. I'd like to make an appointment for you to come over and... 42 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,298 Lay some cable. 43 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,134 Okay. Oh, Robin. 44 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,803 Oh, dear, dear, Robin. 45 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:42,014 That doesn't mean what you think it means. 46 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,934 "Laying cable" means sex. 47 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,811 No, "laying pipe" means sex. 48 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,980 "Laying cable" means you want me to come over to your house 49 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,899 and just take a big, old shit. 50 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,734 - That's disgusting. - Well, okay. 51 00:03:53,818 --> 00:03:55,194 But you... who said it, though? 52 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:59,824 Okay. Are you ready? Despite your best efforts, I'm actually still hungry. 53 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,076 I'm actually more hungry now. 54 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:05,204 - Where are we gonna go after all this hot talk? - I don't know. 55 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,415 - You know? - More importantly, where are we gonna go 56 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,166 to lay some cable afterwards? 57 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,084 Geez. 58 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,211 So, did you ask him? 59 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,338 - Who? - Gary. 60 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,550 Did you ask Gary for the raise? 61 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,593 Yeah. Yeah. It was... it was a... 62 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:22,012 Look, it was a crazy day, and-and he was super busy, 63 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,723 but tomorrow for sure. Yes. 64 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,725 Okay. 65 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:29,311 What was I supposed to do, kick his door down? 66 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:31,313 Like homelander? 67 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:32,690 I said "okay." 68 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,608 Yeah, but you didn't mean it. 69 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:36,193 Hey, I see the look. 70 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:37,778 I see it. Come on. 71 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,409 This is like when we started dating. 72 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,828 I don't think that's... I don't think that's true. 73 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,997 Dude, I had to ask you out. 74 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,374 Well, excuse me for waiting. 75 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,251 You ever hear of chivalry? 76 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:55,546 Listen, this is about you getting what you deserve. 77 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,922 I'm killing myself at school 78 00:04:57,006 --> 00:05:00,217 because I think it's gonna be worth it for both of us. 79 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:02,845 You know, if we move in together. 80 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:06,182 Wait, what? What? Wait. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. What was that? 81 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,142 What'd you just say? 82 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:11,020 Well, I mean, we can't keep, you know, laying pipe 83 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,771 at your dad's place. 84 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:14,440 Trying to be all quiet. 85 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:18,527 Staring up at that dumb Billy Joel post... 86 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,743 - Poster. - Hey. 87 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,830 Don't you ever besmirch Billy Jo... 88 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,282 I can't stop. I can't stop. I can't stop. I can't stop. 89 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:07,409 Can't stop. Can't stop. 90 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,289 Robin? 91 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:18,629 Robin? 92 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:56,083 Let the energy go through the wall. 93 00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:06,969 I am starlight. 94 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:10,139 I'm 110 pounds, and I'm five foot six. 95 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,808 Turn around, please. 96 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,358 Okay. Let's see it, dear. 97 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:23,777 - You should look away. - Sorry? 98 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,529 You should turn away from the camera, 99 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:28,824 and you should close your eyes, or else I'll blind you. 100 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,451 All right. 101 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:32,745 Okay, go ahead. 102 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,130 I am so sorry. 103 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,798 Are you all right? 104 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:49,720 I was born super-abled. 105 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,097 My mom was thrilled. 106 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:56,060 She took me to all the little miss hero pageants, 107 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,686 but I hated it. 108 00:07:57,770 --> 00:08:00,522 I mean, I can still... 109 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,858 Smell the hairspray. 110 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:11,492 At the q and a, they always asked me what my wish was, 111 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:15,245 and I always said, "to save the world." 112 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:20,376 And the judges just chuckled like it was cute. 113 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:24,463 But it wasn't a joke to me. 114 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:32,846 Since when did "hopeful" and "naive" become the same thing? 115 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:38,852 I mean, why would you get into this business if not to save the world? 116 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:42,022 That's all I have ever wanted. 117 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:49,405 And that's why I've always wanted to be in the seven. 118 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,294 Thanks, Jennifer. 119 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,672 Thought Robin's service was nice. 120 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,509 Did you see how many people came? 121 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:18,142 Lot of respect for that girl. Lot of love in the room. 122 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,811 And the spread. What a spread. 123 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,229 Just really nice. 124 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:27,609 - That does not begin to convey the terrible regret... - Geez. Maybe there's a movie on. 125 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,194 - No, keep it. - No, we can switch it. 126 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,779 Keep it. 127 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:33,490 Awful, tragic loss. 128 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:37,578 My deepest condolences to Robin ward's family. 129 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,415 I was chasing these bank robbers. 130 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:45,419 She just stepped in the middle of the street, and I couldn't... 131 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:49,506 Middle of the... She was a half-step off the fucking curb. 132 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,676 Oh, now, come on, hughie. Just don't get upset, okay? Just... 133 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,261 He knows. 134 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,263 Swift, thoughtful attention... 135 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,560 Now I think that a-train would like to get back to work. 136 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,229 Everyone at vought is just... 137 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,482 Just wrecked about Robin. 138 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:10,986 Now, you two weren't married and, look... 139 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,739 Technically, there's no legal claim. 140 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:17,201 But, vought wants to do the right thing: 141 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:21,872 Offer you $45,000 in restitution. 142 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,876 All you have to do is sign right here, 143 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,836 and I'll offer you the cheque. 144 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,174 This is a confidentiality agreement. 145 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,092 It's a boilerplate nda. 146 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,429 I sign this, and... 147 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,598 I can't talk about it? 148 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:45,062 Have to pretend like it didn't happen, like I wasn't holding Robin's arms in my hands? 149 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,022 Look, I know you're upset, 150 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,024 but we're just trying to help. 151 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,860 Then say you're sorry. 152 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:53,320 Excuse me? 153 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:57,866 I mean, you people say "our condolences" and "my sympathies" and "our regrets," 154 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:02,496 but nobody can look me in the fucking eye and say "I'm sorry." 155 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,874 I'm not signing anything. Get out. 156 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,586 I said get the hell out! 157 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,469 You okay? 158 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,683 As I said, boilerplate nda, really. 159 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,018 Pretty standard stuff. 160 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,354 Can I think about it? 161 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:34,403 If you have any questions at all, just... 162 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:48,375 Unit 44, code 20. Address is 142063rd street. Possible 10-71. 163 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,586 Any maniacs out there? 164 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,838 Quiet night. 165 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,131 Like every night. 166 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,841 That's too bad. 167 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:59,011 We could really use the press right now. 168 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:01,889 Oh, Annie. 169 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,891 I'm hungry. 170 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,018 Don't worry. I didn't get the job. 171 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,145 You don't know that. 172 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,356 They're auditioning girls nationwide. 173 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,233 Besides, countess probably got it. 174 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,068 She's so good in a room. 175 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:18,947 If you're negative, negative things happen to you. 176 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,741 Hello? 177 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,118 Yes, I'm her mother. 178 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,123 One moment. 179 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,708 It's them. 180 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,959 It's them. 181 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,128 Hello? 182 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,797 Yes, this is she. 183 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:39,760 I got it? 184 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,303 You got it! 185 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,386 You got it! 186 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,975 Oh, my god. 187 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,685 I'm so... I'm so sorry. 188 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,562 It's a weird connection. 189 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:54,274 I don't know what that was, actually. 190 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:57,069 Oh, shit. 191 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,278 Yeah? 192 00:12:58,362 --> 00:12:59,947 I think she was an addict. 193 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,323 Needle tracks? 194 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,617 12 marks on one arm. 195 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,244 More dope coming in. 196 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:07,746 More pushers at work. 197 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,456 What you doing? 198 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,209 Can't file a criminal case against a-train. Supes are like cops. 199 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,836 They can't be charged for damages while they're on the job. 200 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,339 - Okay. - But maybe we can file a wrongful death. 201 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,300 I just got to get Robin's parents to sign off on it. 202 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:23,345 - Hughie, come sit with me. - Dad, I'm not... 203 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,764 I'm right... 204 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,307 Okay. 205 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,274 Good for you. 206 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,986 You want to make this right, what happened to Robin. 207 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,156 But you can't. 208 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,201 So sign this. 209 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,579 What? 210 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,581 This is a lot of money, hughie. 211 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,208 We could really use it. 212 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,046 I can't... dad, they killed her. 213 00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,756 Be realistic, okay? 214 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,635 Even if we could pay for a lawyer... And that's a big if... there's no case. 215 00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:08,598 - She was in the street. Be like if a bus hit her. - Dad, she was one step off the curb. 216 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,059 - I saw it! - I... hughie, look. Look. 217 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,437 - You can't do this. - Why not? 218 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,857 - Dad, I have... - You don't have the fight. You never have. 219 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,572 I'm sorry, but it's... it's true. 220 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:33,582 Now, come and... Come and sit with me, okay? 221 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,209 Remington Steele's on. 222 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,879 Hughie! Where you going? 223 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:50,307 The red carpet outside of vought headquarters, here for the annual shareholders presentation... 224 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,102 There she is. 225 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:55,812 Welcome to New York. 226 00:14:55,896 --> 00:15:00,984 - I'm Ashley Barrett, director of talent relations. - So are all these people here for me? 227 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,068 Oh, honey. 228 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,363 Who else would they be here for? 229 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,574 Come on. We're running late. 230 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:08,742 Oh, my god. 231 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,168 Ladies and gentlemen, 232 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:23,715 it is without a doubt a good time to be in the superhero business. 233 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:26,802 Our net income is up 14 percent. 234 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:30,305 Our latest film, g-men: World war, 235 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:35,644 just grossed shy of $1.7 billion World-Wide. 236 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,773 And this fall, we break ground on our newest theme park outside of Paris. 237 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,151 The branding opportunities are limitless. 238 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,615 But, you know, none of that really matters. 239 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:53,829 Because job one is managing, supporting, 240 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,124 and advising the brave heroes 241 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:01,628 who put themselves in harm's way each and every day... 242 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,839 For us. 243 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,465 Let's take a look. 244 00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,432 A world without crime, 245 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,768 with Liberty and justice for all, 246 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,229 that's within our reach, 247 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:24,151 thanks to the zoo-plus superheroes in the vought family. 248 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,194 We see a bright future ahead, 249 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,990 where there is a vought hero in every town. 250 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,660 You're doing really well, by the way, so far. 251 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,580 - I... I haven't done anything yet. - Yeah, exactly. 252 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,082 You're already up two-and-a-half points with midwesterners 253 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,042 and conservative christians in 18 to 49. 254 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,503 That speech, by the way, your audition... 255 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,298 It was modest, it was humble. 256 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,550 Really fucking smart choice. 257 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,261 I... I meant it. 258 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,471 Yeah, that's why we love you. 259 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,391 So you ready for your life to change? 260 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:01,188 Including the Jewel in vought's crown, 261 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,816 the greatest superhero team the world's ever seen: 262 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,610 The seven. 263 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,404 That is our job, our honour. 264 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,739 We are vought. 265 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,366 We make heroes super. 266 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,292 I have a very exciting surprise for you. 267 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,629 Both a member of the seven, 268 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,632 and lord of the seven seas, 269 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,259 live and in person, the deep. 270 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,984 Thank you. 271 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,948 Thank you, everybody. 272 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:57,035 After a long... 273 00:17:57,118 --> 00:18:00,455 Distinguished career with the seven... 274 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,292 My good friend, the lamplighter, has retired. 275 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,713 Let's give him a big "thank you." What do you say? 276 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,465 Thank you, lamplighter! 277 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,344 But now... 278 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:18,348 As we turn towards the future... 279 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,394 I'd like to introduce someone very special. 280 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,272 And I, for one, can't wait to work with her. 281 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,275 Please welcome starlight. 282 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,859 Go. Go. That's you. 283 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,039 - Ooh, look at that. - Ladies and gentlemen, 284 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,208 starlight and the deep. 285 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,426 I love you, starlight! 286 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,096 We love you! 287 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:42,891 Hey, buddy, you okay? 288 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,730 Hey, buddy! 289 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,668 Pretty cool, huh? Oh, hey, check this out. 290 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:14,923 We have two world view-4 satellites in geocentric orbit. 291 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,968 We can essentially read a getaway car's licence plate from 380 miles up. 292 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,429 That is just... 293 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,056 I mean... 294 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,810 I was working with a police scanner that I bought on eBay. 295 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,396 Yeah, well, not anymore you're not. 296 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,524 Oh, and wait until you check out the dining room. 297 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,903 We may or may not have stolen miro from gramercy tavern. 298 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,823 Yeah, he's fan-fucking-tastic. 299 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,410 That's his, isn't it? 300 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,954 Homelander's? Yeah. 301 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,289 But you'll have your own soon. 302 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,667 Here. Come on. Give it a test drive. 303 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,628 Come on. 304 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,755 Oh, you... you okay? 305 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,174 It's just... 306 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,556 I used to stand in the mirror, 307 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:08,518 pretending to be where I am right now. 308 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:10,979 You know something? 309 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:14,524 On my first day, I... 310 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,153 Well, I... I felt like a fraud. 311 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:22,615 Yeah. But the good news is, everybody feels that way. 312 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,786 Thank you. 313 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,500 And, hey, we're a team now. 314 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,669 We'll help each other out. 315 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:38,673 I bet growing up you had a poster of homelander on your wall, huh? 316 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,552 No, actually, I... 317 00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:45,763 I don't know, homelander's so... 318 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,600 He's like Jesus or something. 319 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:52,645 If you want to know the truth... 320 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,772 I actually had a poster of you. 321 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,941 Really? 322 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,277 Yeah. Yeah. I kind of... 323 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,739 I kind of had a schoolgirl crush on you. 324 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,158 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god. 325 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,702 I hope that's not inappropriate to say. 326 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:12,457 No, no, no, no, no. It's not inappropriate at all. It's just, it's kind of wild. 327 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,758 What? 328 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,719 I mean, you said you had a crush on me. I figured that, you know... 329 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,846 - That is... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. 330 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,264 Look, you're gorgeous. 331 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:32,101 I'm not... I'm not talking about sex, just a little bit of pole-smoking. 332 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,354 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 333 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,982 It's just a question of how bad you want to be in the seven. 334 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,034 Excuse me? 335 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,495 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 336 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,665 Take it easy. 337 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:57,043 Settle down. We're just... we're just talking. 338 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:02,382 And look, I know that you're powerful. I get it. Your powers are no joke. 339 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,134 The thing is... 340 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,345 I am number two around here. 341 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:11,015 So, like, if I say so, you know, you'd be out of here. 342 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,811 Especially since you attacked me. 343 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,104 I what? 344 00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:22,694 I mean, Iowa's sweetheart, the defender of des moines, 345 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:25,321 just went psycho on the deep. 346 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,032 I mean, that... 347 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,784 That could put you out of the business. 348 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:35,665 I mean, home to mommy, tail tucked between your legs. 349 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,500 Just think of all those kids. 350 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,627 I mean, the kids. 351 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,713 Those kids who look up to you, 352 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:44,465 they'd just be shattered. 353 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:50,096 I mean, that's not what you really want, right? 354 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,308 Or we come together as a team. 355 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:57,186 You and me, we just roll with the punches, 356 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,981 for, like, three minutes, maybe. 357 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,983 It's not a big deal. 358 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,445 And then you know what happens? 359 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,780 All your dreams come true. 360 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:16,581 I'm sure you guys have all heard that translucent stopped a home invasion 361 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,666 in yonkers last night, a young, single mother 362 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,501 and her two kids. 363 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:22,754 Just incredible. Just... 364 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,757 So tell us, how are you able to vanish? 365 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,216 No, I don't actually vanish. 366 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:32,513 My skin turns into this carbon meta-material that bends the light. 367 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,223 Like an invisibility cloak. 368 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:38,061 All right, but just to be clear, you have to be completely naked, right? 369 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,482 I appreciate you coming on the show, my man. I love you. 370 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,525 Stay tuned for a behind-the-scenes look 371 00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:46,944 at invisible force 2, and later, translucent himself... 372 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:53,368 You interested in a nanny cam? Because we're actually running a special on that. 373 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:55,953 It's a pretty popular bear. There's cameras in the eyes. 374 00:24:56,037 --> 00:25:00,041 Tell me, how many nannies shake their babies? 375 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,502 I'm sorry? 376 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:07,006 You know, a good, hard shake, like... 377 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:10,510 Like trying to get ketchup out of a bottle. 378 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,470 One percent? Less? 379 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:14,430 I... I don't really know. 380 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,557 Funny, that. 381 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:20,019 They sell a billion dollars' worth of that shit worldwide. 382 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,271 Goes to show you, doesn't it? 383 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:26,776 The bollocks people will believe if you get them scared enough. 384 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:33,199 Cool, cool. 385 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,743 Is there anything I can help you with today, or...? 386 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:38,454 I'm not gonna piss you about, hughie. 387 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,873 I heard what happened to Robin. 388 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:43,418 - I'm... I'm sorry, who are you? - She wasn't in the street. 389 00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,253 She was one step off the fucking curb. 390 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:48,589 - And you didn't take the pay-off. - Yeah. I said, who the hell are you? 391 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:51,634 - How do you know that? - Name's butcher. 392 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,261 Billy butcher. 393 00:25:55,138 --> 00:26:00,268 Listen, I was thinking that you and me should have a little bit of a chat. 394 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,689 You're a fed? 395 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,274 You don't sound like a fed. 396 00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:07,400 What, I can't immigrate? 397 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:10,737 There's a giant green slapper with her ass in the harbour that says different. 398 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:13,781 - You don't really look like one, either. - No? What do I look like? 399 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:17,076 Like you're starring in a porn version of the matrix. 400 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,120 Well, it's all right there in black and white. 401 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,998 Okay. What exactly can I do for you? 402 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,710 No, you got it all wrong, hughie. It's what I can do for you. 403 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,587 You see, you ain't alone, son. 404 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,338 It happens a lot more than you think. 405 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:33,176 Supes lose hundreds of people each year to collateral damage. 406 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,679 No. Come on, that'd be all over the news. People would be screaming bloody murder. 407 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:40,099 Yeah, look, there might be the odd mention of it now and again, like with Robin, 408 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:44,645 but there's a fuck-sight more that happens that just gets swept right under the rug. 409 00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:46,105 Why? 410 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,568 Ain't it obvious? 411 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:55,364 Movie tickets, merchandising, theme parks, video games. 412 00:26:55,448 --> 00:27:00,119 A multi-billion dollar global industry supported by corporate lobbyists 413 00:27:00,203 --> 00:27:02,914 and politicians on both sides. 414 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:06,459 But the main reason that you won't hear about it 415 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:09,337 is because the public don't want to know about it. 416 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:13,007 See, people love that cosy feeling that supes give them. 417 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:17,136 Some golden cunt to swoop out of the sky and save the day 418 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,722 so you don't got to do it yourself. 419 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:23,184 But if you knew half the shit they get up to... 420 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,563 Fucking diabolical. 421 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:31,734 But then... that's where I come in. 422 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,612 Come in to... to do what? 423 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:38,157 Spank the bastards when they get out of line. 424 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,409 How do you spank a supe? 425 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,495 Come on, son. 426 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:44,872 Where? 427 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:46,249 You'll love it. 428 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:50,878 Not likely. Listen, I think this is good. I'm good. 429 00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:53,881 Thank you for an extremely weird conversation, 430 00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:56,759 but I don't want to go to a second location with you. 431 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,970 So, I'm gonna get back to work. 432 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,429 Thank you. 433 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,683 Hughie! Hughie. 434 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:09,063 This is your one and only, mate. 435 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,524 Once I go, I'm gone. 436 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:17,113 I'm offering you the opportunity to get them that got your girl. 437 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:25,037 What have you got to lose that you ain't already lost? 438 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:47,310 Where are we? 439 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,061 Keep your mouth shut. 440 00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:56,235 Harry. Got your message. Thank you for being an upstanding citizen. 441 00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:58,738 You know this is fucking police brutality, man. 442 00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:02,366 You know what they'll do to me, they catch me letting you in? 443 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:05,328 Not half of what I'll do if you don't. 444 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:10,499 Did he just say you were police? 445 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:14,045 Yeah, you know, cop, fed, all the same to twats like that. 446 00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:27,266 Holy shit. 447 00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:30,853 Pick yourjaw up off the floor and try to blend in. 448 00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:36,233 This is the only place where the supes can scratch their filthy little itch 449 00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:38,361 without the paps taking snaps. 450 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,450 Wait, wait, wait. That's Ezekiel. 451 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,373 The "capes for Christ" guy... 452 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:54,585 Preaches all that "pray the gay away" shit. 453 00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:57,088 And now he's the meat in the manwich. 454 00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:59,048 Fucking hypocrite. 455 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,682 Keep going forward. 456 00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:14,939 There. There. Stop. 457 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:18,609 Wait, wait, wait. A-train's... a-train's here right now? 458 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,987 Was. This is from last night. 459 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:23,406 Turn it up. 460 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,908 I cannot believe you ran through a bitch. 461 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:29,161 You want to hear something crazy? 462 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:34,083 I ran so fast through this bitch that I swallowed one of her molars. 463 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:37,420 Like a bug on the fucking freeway. 464 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,547 Dude, that's nasty. 465 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,468 They're laughing. 466 00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:47,763 Just... like she's a joke. 467 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,350 They're fucking laughing. 468 00:30:57,690 --> 00:31:01,110 So, what are you gonna do about it? 469 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,317 Oh, for Christ sakes. 470 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,944 Clean yourself up. 471 00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:46,864 Never let them see you like this. 472 00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:52,745 Translucent, you're a goddamn pervert. 473 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:02,713 I'll just go. 474 00:32:05,216 --> 00:32:06,759 They're all like that? 475 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:10,721 All of them? Even homelander? 476 00:32:10,805 --> 00:32:12,640 Homelander's the exception. 477 00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:15,059 He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. 478 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:17,186 Man's a Saint. 479 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,896 But the rest of them, yeah. 480 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,607 Pardon my French, fuck those fuckers. 481 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:25,027 Here. Have a shufti of that. 482 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,362 What are these? 483 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,782 That's the police log the day that Robin got murdered. 484 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:33,369 Couple of bar fights. A few cars got nicked. 485 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,871 But you know what's not in there? 486 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:38,124 No bank alarms going off. 487 00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,793 No one charged at central booking. 488 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:45,673 A-train stopped two bank robbers, my arse. Someone's fucking hiding something. 489 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:47,007 Hiding what? 490 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:50,052 Well, I don't know, whatever dodgy shit he was up to that night. 491 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:53,013 Why couldn't he stop? I mean, what was in that bag? 492 00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:55,141 You know? Who was he running from? 493 00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:57,685 - Or where was he running to? - Bingo. 494 00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:01,564 Work that out, and we'll have the fucker, I can smell it. 495 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,440 Okay. 496 00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:06,944 Okay, so... 497 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,529 What can I do to help? 498 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,157 Here's what you do. 499 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,326 Ring vought, tell them you'll take the money, sign the nda, 500 00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:16,996 but only if a-train's there in person when you do it. 501 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:20,166 - Why does a-train need to be there? - They'll take you into the seven tower, 502 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,877 - through security, mate, and then you'll plant a bug. - A bug? 503 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,671 A bug. And we'll have a little listen. 504 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,464 See what's really going on. 505 00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:29,925 Okay, let me just... Sorry, let me just get this straight. 506 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:33,512 You want me to... You want me to go to seven tower by myself, 507 00:33:33,596 --> 00:33:38,517 and... and you want me to plant a bug, like I'm... what, like I'm fucking James Bond? 508 00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:41,145 - Yeah, exactly. You got it. - You're FBI. 509 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:44,356 If you're FBI, then get a warrant. Why do you... why do you even need me? 510 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,985 Hughie, hughie, look, mate, I got a warrant, all right? 511 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:52,489 But that place is firewalled, untappable, and locked up tighter than a nun's knickers. 512 00:33:52,573 --> 00:33:55,951 I couldn't get myself in there in a million years. But you, son, you could do it. 513 00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:57,745 - No, no, I can't, okay? - Yeah. 514 00:33:57,828 --> 00:34:00,164 I can't. No. You didn't see a-train covered in... 515 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:04,919 And I'm, what, I'm just supposed to go in there, and I'm supposed to shake his hand? 516 00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:06,462 - And smile? - Yeah. 517 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,881 I'm not... Do you know who my favourite musician is? 518 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,966 - Who? - James Taylor. 519 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:13,886 Number two, Simon & Garfunkel. Number three, Billy Joel. 520 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:16,972 Any of those guys, they don't infiltrate. 521 00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:20,100 - Okay? I'm not an infiltrator. - Hughie, hughie, fucking grow a pair. 522 00:34:20,184 --> 00:34:23,646 - You heard that cunt laughing at your girl. - No.No.No. 523 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,440 No, I can't. I can't do that. 524 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:29,985 I'm sorry, I'm just gonna fuck it up, and you're not gonna have your bug... 525 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,324 I'm not... I'm not like you. 526 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:43,457 This is amazing, Madelyn. 527 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,751 Thank you for this. My kid is gonna lose his mind. 528 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,087 It is our pleasure. 529 00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:49,838 Just do not sell it online. 530 00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,592 All right. What are you thinking? 531 00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:58,097 Baltimore is a beautiful town, but you've got a problem. 532 00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:02,017 Your homicide rates are up, what, 62 percent? 533 00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:05,646 The police are not closing cases. You're on the verge of needing a federal lifeline. 534 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:08,023 Cut to the chase, Madelyn. 535 00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:10,276 Who are you proposing? 536 00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:12,361 Nubian prince. 537 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,739 Fits your population's demo, but not too militant. 538 00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:20,077 Caucasians love him, too, with a 59 percent approval rate. 539 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:25,082 I am willing to give you a three-year exclusive contract 540 00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:26,583 with full PR support, 541 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:31,130 and I'm gonna give you nine and a half points of the merchandising. 542 00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,965 I thought he was in Detroit. 543 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:35,134 Well, we're thinking about making a move. 544 00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:36,927 How much? 545 00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,471 $300 million a year. 546 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:45,602 I know, I know, it's a tough swallow. 547 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:49,356 But we both know that your city needs a hero. 548 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,485 $200 million for nubian prince. 549 00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:56,113 I can sell that. 550 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,615 I'm sorry, Steve, I can't do it. 551 00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:01,035 We've got Atlanta waiting in the wings. 552 00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,620 I think maybe you can. 553 00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:05,289 And why is that? 554 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,754 I happen to know about compound v. 555 00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:16,550 What is compound v? 556 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:20,429 It's the type of rumour that could really tarnish those heroes of yours. 557 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,805 Nobody wants that. 558 00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,223 People need heroes. 559 00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:26,018 Now, I can make sure that that stays a rumour, 560 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,020 because I'm a friend. 561 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:31,774 But friendship does out both ways. 562 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:35,611 I'm sorry, Steve, I don't know what you're talking about. 563 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,655 $300 million is the price... 564 00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:41,158 Or we go to Atlanta. 565 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,536 So, how amazing is it? 566 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,080 What's homelander like? 567 00:36:46,163 --> 00:36:48,165 He's busy. 568 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:51,627 I haven't really met him yet, but... 569 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:56,340 - Mom, I got to tell you what happened. - Oh, I forgot. 570 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,384 I was playing mah-jongg with Patty and Trish, 571 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:01,887 and Patty is going on and on about how her daughter got into med school, 572 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,639 and I'm thinking, so what? 573 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,100 My daughter got into the seven! 574 00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:09,144 Anyway, so, what did you want to tell me? 575 00:37:11,105 --> 00:37:13,524 Everything's great. 576 00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:15,526 Just how we dreamed. 577 00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:19,571 Mom, actually, you know what? I have to go. 578 00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:21,573 All right. Bye, honey. 579 00:37:44,555 --> 00:37:45,889 Excuse me. 580 00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:47,641 I'm sorry, are you okay? 581 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,227 Just seemed like a... 582 00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:51,645 Tough call. 583 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,898 - Sorry. I don't mean to bother you. - No, no, it's okay. 584 00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:59,027 I'm fine. I'm just... 585 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:01,155 I'm just having a bad day. 586 00:38:01,238 --> 00:38:04,158 Yeah, me too. 587 00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:08,036 Is it, like, a work thing, or... 588 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,997 A life thing? 589 00:38:11,165 --> 00:38:13,417 It's a work thing. 590 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,836 You? 591 00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:19,631 Life thing. 592 00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:25,637 You know how you have this... 593 00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:28,182 Image of yourself? 594 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,727 Like, I thought I was strong. 595 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,104 You know? Like, made of steel. 596 00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:35,105 A fighter. 597 00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:36,356 And... 598 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:41,361 Then I was faced with this horrible situation with this asshole... 599 00:38:42,196 --> 00:38:44,156 And... 600 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:48,702 I just heard my mom's voice in my head, 601 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:52,915 "keep smiling, the show must go on," 602 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:56,084 and... I didn't fight. 603 00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:59,838 And now I just feel sick. 604 00:38:59,922 --> 00:39:02,966 Partly because I did it, but... 605 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,677 Mostly because... 606 00:39:06,929 --> 00:39:11,183 Turns out I'm not who I thought I was. 607 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:18,190 Oh, I'm sorry. 608 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:24,738 - I... I didn't mean to just dump all of that onto you. - No, no, it's totally fine that you dumped. 609 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:30,953 Listen, do you like your job? 610 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:34,456 It's the only thing I've ever wanted. 611 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,375 And it's a good job? 612 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:39,211 Like, you're not selling kids smack? 613 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,713 No, it's a great job. 614 00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:44,258 I could help a lot of people. 615 00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:47,094 Thing is, I... 616 00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:50,347 Used to know this girl... 617 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:54,393 And we used to go skating at rockefeller, 618 00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:58,021 and I'd be on the side with this death grip on the rails. 619 00:39:58,105 --> 00:40:01,608 She would just charge headfirst into the middle of the rink. 620 00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:04,319 And she wasn't... good. 621 00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:06,613 Like, she fell... 622 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,201 But she was never scared. 623 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:18,166 And she always used to say: 624 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:22,379 "Just because you fall on your ass doesn't mean you have to stay there." 625 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,382 So you fell on your ass, you know? 626 00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,510 That's not who you are. 627 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:32,347 So who are you? 628 00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:40,147 I'm a fighter. 629 00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:43,567 I'm gonna fight. 630 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:51,116 I'm gonna take that son of a bitch's head clean off his body. 631 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,285 Okay. Wow, that was... 632 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:54,995 Okay. 633 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,332 Little scary, but... 634 00:40:58,415 --> 00:41:00,417 But cool. 635 00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:04,796 I'm... I'm hughie, by the way. 636 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,590 Annie. 637 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:24,775 Okay, man. I'm in. 638 00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:32,199 Okay, it's ringing. 639 00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:34,076 Yeah, hello? 640 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,995 Hi. Hi. Yes, hello. Hello, Mr. Friedman. 641 00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:38,997 It's hughie Campbell. I got your message, 642 00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:44,002 and $45k, it's just... it's just... It's bingo, like, life-changing. 643 00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:48,048 But I just need one thing before I sign anything. 644 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:52,094 - I need an apology from a-train. - He already apologised. 645 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,762 Well, no, no, no. 646 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,389 No, he hasn't. Yes, he sent his... 647 00:41:55,472 --> 00:42:00,811 He sent his regrets and his sympathies on... on TV, but I... 648 00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:06,149 If I could just get an apology face-to-face, that would be fantastic. 649 00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:07,859 Just to... just for closure, 650 00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:09,945 just to put... just to put a b-button on it. 651 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,947 Okay, yeah. But... 652 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,074 Hugh, I'm telling you, the answer's gonna be no. 653 00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:17,285 All right, in that case, can you just give me... hello? 654 00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:21,039 I think... they hung up. I don't think they're gonna go for it. 655 00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:25,001 Oh, yes, they will. 656 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:43,353 Starlight. 657 00:42:43,437 --> 00:42:46,732 Don't want to be late to your first official meeting. 658 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,277 I had a whole welcome speech planned. 659 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,778 Sorry, sir. 660 00:42:51,862 --> 00:42:53,572 Please, homelander's fine. 661 00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:56,533 Beginning to wonder if you'd even show up. 662 00:42:56,616 --> 00:43:00,370 I mean, all that pressure, it's a lot for anyone to swallow. 663 00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:03,498 Yeah. Don't worry, I'll be fine. 664 00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:05,167 I'm here... 665 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:08,003 And I'm not going anywhere. 666 00:43:10,714 --> 00:43:14,259 Can we get back to this, please? This is a serious crime. 667 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:17,971 These assholes pirated my movie three weeks before release, 668 00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,556 and you can't walk down 5th Avenue 669 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:22,601 without bumping into a table of unlicensed homelander shirts. 670 00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:26,813 Copyright infringement is costing vought $1.2 billion per year. 671 00:43:26,897 --> 00:43:28,523 That's money out of our pockets. 672 00:43:28,607 --> 00:43:30,358 We've all got, what, four points each? 673 00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,068 What the fuck? 674 00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:34,571 You got four points? 675 00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:36,490 And clearly better lawyers. 676 00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:39,242 Hey, hey, hey, guys, come on. 677 00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:40,619 Stop. 678 00:43:40,702 --> 00:43:42,454 What's starlight gonna think? 679 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:45,457 Listening to us haggling over nickels. 680 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,585 We're the seven, for god's sake. 681 00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:51,671 Whether we're out there or we're in here. 682 00:43:51,755 --> 00:43:54,007 Now, what I do want to hear... 683 00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:57,344 Is who you saved this week. 684 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,305 Who's up for that? 685 00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:05,894 Let's start with you, man. 686 00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:13,819 Do you have a dog? 687 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,364 All right, give us your phone. 688 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:19,574 There's fuck-all security to worry about. 689 00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:21,409 In fact, they're a bunch of muppets. 690 00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:24,079 And the metal detector won't pick this up. Right? 691 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,706 And what they'll probably do is take you through the security 692 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:28,124 and then up into the boardroom. 693 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:31,127 Sit down. Be nice, congenial. 694 00:44:31,211 --> 00:44:34,089 Then, real polite-like, tell them you're gonna take a fat shit. 695 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:38,468 Go into the bog, take the bug out. Peel back the plastic bit to reveal the sticky side. 696 00:44:38,552 --> 00:44:41,596 Put the plastic bit in the bog. Flush it. 697 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,976 Then go back into the boardroom, sit down, big smiles, 698 00:44:46,059 --> 00:44:48,144 plant the bug underneath the table. 699 00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:49,813 Easy-peasy Japanese-y. 700 00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,065 Bob's your uncle. That's that. 701 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:53,400 - That's that? - Yeah. 702 00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:56,903 That was... that was a lot. I've... hold on, can you just... can you repeat it again? 703 00:44:56,987 --> 00:45:00,031 - Just a little bit slower? Because I... - Listen. 704 00:45:00,115 --> 00:45:02,659 Fuck. Hughie, calm down, all right? 705 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,996 This is like that scene in the matrix. 706 00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:08,915 Now, you could take the fucking red pill, right? 707 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:15,338 Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying into your chai tea green latte, what the fuck. 708 00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:18,925 Or you could take the blue pill. 709 00:45:19,009 --> 00:45:22,512 Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill and quit being a cunt. 710 00:45:22,596 --> 00:45:26,683 - Which pill do you want me to take? - Just quit being a cunt. That's what I'm saying. 711 00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:29,561 Fuck me. Okay. 712 00:46:13,563 --> 00:46:16,358 Sir, could you empty your pockets, please? 713 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,137 Thank you. 714 00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:17,377 Excuse me, can I... 715 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:19,629 Can I use your bathroom? 716 00:47:20,797 --> 00:47:22,590 Just to be clear, a-train's apology 717 00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:25,301 isn't an admission of any sort of culpability whatsoever. 718 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:28,346 Do you understand? 719 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:34,144 I'm sorry about what happened to your girlfriend, all right? 720 00:47:37,981 --> 00:47:39,774 Hey, dude, are you okay? 721 00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:53,328 Fine. 722 00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,542 I appreciate the apology. 723 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,878 Accidents happen, right? 724 00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:03,173 After all, I mean, you were saving the world. 725 00:48:03,256 --> 00:48:06,593 Okay, great. Thank you so much. As you know, a crimefighter's work is never done. 726 00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:10,430 Douglas here will handle the rest of the paperwork for you, okay? Thank you. 727 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:12,599 I told you, you have to be better. 728 00:48:15,477 --> 00:48:17,103 Can I use your bathroom? 729 00:49:12,075 --> 00:49:14,494 What the fuck? 730 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:34,264 And I look him right in the eye, and I smile. 731 00:49:34,347 --> 00:49:38,226 And that was awesome, man, just getting to stare that asshole down. 732 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,103 I get why you dig this job. 733 00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:42,647 Yeah, you know, it has its moments, doesn't it? 734 00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:45,733 You were right. Fuck a-train. 735 00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:48,945 Fuck a-train. Fuck... fuck the seven. 736 00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:52,740 Fuck all... seven. 737 00:49:52,824 --> 00:49:54,659 What are we...? 738 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,703 What are we doing here? 739 00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:59,706 Well, you got to go to work, don't you? 740 00:49:59,789 --> 00:50:03,293 Yeah, but I don't... 741 00:50:03,376 --> 00:50:07,338 Well, I mean, that's all I need you for right now, hughie. 742 00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:10,175 Yeah, I mean, but I can... 743 00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:13,720 I can help with other stuff, you know? I could... I could be, like, your tech guy. 744 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:18,516 You know? Like, I could be in the Van with the thing and, like, you know, "he's down the hall to the left." 745 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,768 - Like, I can... - Yeah, look, son, I... 746 00:50:20,852 --> 00:50:23,563 I think it's best that I take it from here. You know what I mean? 747 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,024 Yeah, but I can... I can really help. 748 00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:28,985 I know you can help, but I got it. 749 00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:43,124 Oh, w... oh, hey, wait. 750 00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:48,463 You ever see an asshole tear up $45k? 751 00:50:51,633 --> 00:50:53,301 Hughie. 752 00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:57,472 You're a good lad. 753 00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:16,074 Ms. Stillwell, I wasn't sure you'd call. 754 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:19,035 This fucking chafes, but... 755 00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:22,580 I'm willing to come down to $230 million for nubian prince. 756 00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:25,166 That's very reasonable, maddie. Thank you. 757 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:28,711 And, Steve, this compound v... 758 00:51:28,795 --> 00:51:32,382 Any rumours you may have heard about my heroes... 759 00:51:32,465 --> 00:51:35,176 Iibellous and completely untrue. 760 00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:40,515 But we all know how rumours spread, so... I'd appreciate your discretion. 761 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:41,599 Of course. 762 00:51:41,683 --> 00:51:43,184 You have my word. 763 00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:44,852 Thank you. 764 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,480 Have a safe flight home. 765 00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:55,947 Policing cities is a thorny enough issue as it is, but allowing superheroes into national defence? 766 00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:58,491 We 'd basically be privatizing war. 767 00:52:00,285 --> 00:52:02,120 Good night, hughie. 768 00:52:02,203 --> 00:52:03,913 You'll lock up? 769 00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:06,791 Thanks, Gary. 770 00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:20,930 Sorry, we're closing up. 771 00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:29,272 Hello? 772 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,276 Who are you? 773 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:37,113 Right in front of you, prick. 774 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,826 You think I wouldn't find this thing? 775 00:52:46,539 --> 00:52:48,207 Hughie. 776 00:52:51,878 --> 00:52:54,380 You pussy, I followed you from the fucking tower. 777 00:52:54,464 --> 00:52:56,841 No, no, no! 778 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:02,263 Who's that guy you were with, in the car? 779 00:53:02,347 --> 00:53:03,639 - Who was he? - I don't... 780 00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:05,308 - He put you up to this? - I don't know! 781 00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:08,895 - He was just some uber driver, okay? - Don't give me some bullshit! Uber driver! 782 00:53:08,978 --> 00:53:11,189 Do you think I'm a fucking idiot? 783 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,901 - Why'd you plant the bug? - Please. 784 00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:17,362 Please, please, please. No, please. 785 00:53:17,445 --> 00:53:18,946 We're the seven, 786 00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,907 earth's most mighty, 787 00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,826 champions of the innocent, 788 00:53:23,910 --> 00:53:25,703 motherfucker! 789 00:53:33,378 --> 00:53:35,963 Sorry about the mess. 790 00:53:38,174 --> 00:53:39,967 You should fuck off, hughie. 791 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,184 Hughie, run! 792 00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:51,062 Well, well, well, 793 00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,856 if it ain't the invisible cunt. 794 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,429 There you are. 795 00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:55,168 So who are you? 796 00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:56,794 Fucking spy? 797 00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:59,380 For who? 798 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,259 You're gonna fucking tell me, 799 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:06,012 or I'm gonna smash your fucking scalp off! 800 00:55:06,095 --> 00:55:07,889 Who the fuck are you?! 801 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,932 I'll tell you who you are. 802 00:55:10,016 --> 00:55:12,435 A fucking moron. 803 00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:16,397 "Translucent" doesn't even mean "invisible." 804 00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:19,192 It means "semi-transparent." 805 00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:46,260 Is he... is he dead? 806 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,304 Is he...? 807 00:55:49,889 --> 00:55:51,474 Well, he ain't moving. 808 00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:55,728 - Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. - How'd you know the electric would do the job? 809 00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:57,563 Skin's carbon. 810 00:55:57,647 --> 00:55:59,607 Highly conductive. 811 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:02,527 Saw it on Jimmy Fallon. 812 00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:07,281 Would've taken me forever to work that one out. 813 00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:08,699 Good job. 814 00:56:08,783 --> 00:56:10,034 Let's get him in the boot. 815 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,245 Wait, wait, what? Wait, what? What? 816 00:56:14,372 --> 00:56:17,166 No, no, I mean, what are we...? What are we doing with him? 817 00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:19,669 Well, hughie, you just offed one of the seven, mate. 818 00:56:19,752 --> 00:56:21,045 Me? I... 819 00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:23,923 You... you hit him with a fucking car! 820 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:26,300 Look, potato, fucking po-tah-to. 821 00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:28,094 We're both in a shitload of trouble. 822 00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:32,223 No, no, no, we're not! It's... it... He... he attacked us, okay? 823 00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:37,728 And you're a federal officer, you know? Just... just call the fucking FBI. 824 00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:42,066 Yeah. Okay, so, look, technically, I'm not a fed. 825 00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:45,570 What?! 826 00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:49,657 Then who the fuck are you?! 827 00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:02,169 Don't worry about it, kiddo. It's just a little turbulence. 828 00:57:02,253 --> 00:57:03,713 It'll be okay. 829 00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:30,781 What's he doing out here? 830 00:57:30,865 --> 00:57:32,617 Aren't you guys friends? 831 00:57:37,330 --> 00:57:38,456 Oh, my god.