1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,172 Been a while since I was up here in front of you. 2 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:12,342 Maybe I'll do us all a favour and just stick to the cards. 3 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:18,161 There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred 4 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,595 on the freeway and the rooftop... 5 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,723 Sorry, mr stark, do you honestly expect us to believe that 6 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:26,398 that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, 7 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,192 despite the fact that you sorely despise bodyguards? 8 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,394 Yes. 9 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:35,153 And this mysterious bodyguard was somehow equipped 10 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,657 with an undisclosed stark high-tech powered battle... 11 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,703 I know that it's confusing. 12 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:44,329 It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely 13 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:47,627 fo make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. 14 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,922 I mean, let's face I, I'm not the heroic type. 15 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,219 A laundry list of character defects, 16 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:59,139 all the mistakes I've made, largely public. 17 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,841 The truth is 18 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:07,772 I am iron man. 19 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,739 Ivan. 20 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,333 Vanya. 21 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:05,715 270 at 30 knots. Holding steady at 15,000 feet. 22 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,139 You are clear for exfiltration over the drop zone. 23 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:07,629 Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! 24 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,043 It's good to be back. 25 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,713 - You missed me? - Blow something up! 26 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:17,972 I missed you, too. Blow something up? I already did that. 27 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:21,305 I'm not saying that the world is enjoying 28 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:25,563 its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years because of me. 29 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:34,276 I'm not saying that from the ashes of captivity, 30 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:39,407 never has a greater Phoenix metaphor been personified in human history. 31 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:48,420 I'm not saying that uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, 32 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,125 sipping on an iced tea 33 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:53,257 because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough 34 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:56,215 to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day. 35 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,845 I love you, Tony! 36 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,056 Please, it's not about me. 37 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,229 It's not about you. 38 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,489 It's not even about us. It's about legacy. 39 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,318 It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations. 40 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:20,531 And that's why for the next year and for the first time since 1974, 41 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,037 the best and brightest men and women 42 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,084 of nations and corporations the world over 43 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,663 will pool their resources, share their collective vision, 44 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,795 to leave behind a brighter future. 45 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,626 It's not about us. 46 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,677 Therefore, what I'm saying, if I'm saying anything, 47 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,304 is welcome back to the stark expo. 48 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,727 And now, making a special guest appearance 49 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:49,230 from the great beyond to tell you what it's all about, 50 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,811 please welcome my father, Howard. 51 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:57,117 Everything is achievable through technology. 52 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,489 Better living, robust health, 53 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:04,537 and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. 54 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,538 So, from all of us here at stark industries, 55 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:11,419 I would like to personally introduce you to the city of the future. 56 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:15,252 Technology holds infinite possibilities for mankind, 57 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:18,179 and will one day rid society of all its ills. 58 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,850 Soon, technology will affect the way you live your life every day. 59 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,517 No more tedious work, 60 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:28,227 leaving more time for leisure activities and enjoying the sweet life. 61 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,060 The stark expo. Welcome. 62 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,154 We are coming to you live from the kickoff of the stark expo, 63 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,112 where Tony stark has just walked offstage. 64 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,851 Don't worry if you can't make it down here tonight 65 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,287 because this expo goes on all year long. 66 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,439 And I'm gonna be here checking out all the attractions 67 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:52,001 and the pavilions and the inventions from all around the world. 68 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,612 - Make sure you join me... - All right, it's a zoo out there, watch out. 69 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,469 - Open up, let's go. - Hey! Nice to see you. 70 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,092 - All right. Thank you. I remember you. - Tony, Tony... 71 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,719 Hey, hey... 72 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,267 - Call me. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on. 73 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,811 Hello. It would be a pleasure. 74 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,388 - Okay. - See you, buddy. 75 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:09,563 This is Larry. 76 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,733 Hey, the oracle of oracle. What a pleasure. 77 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,310 - Nice to see you. - Call me. Call me. 78 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,190 - Larry king. - Larry! 79 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,023 Yes, my people, my people. 80 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,654 Come on, Tony. There we go. 81 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,609 - Very mellow. - That wasn't so bad. 82 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,989 No, it was perfect. 83 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,571 Look what we got here, the new model. 84 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,866 - Hey, does she come with the car? - Icertainly hope so. 85 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,787 - And you are? - Marshal. 86 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,789 - Irish. I like it. - Pleased to meet you, Tony. 87 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,041 I'm on the wheel. Do you mind? Where you from? 88 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,485 - Bedford. - What are you doing here? 89 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,216 Looking for you. Yeah? You found me. 90 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,763 - What are you up to later? - Serving subpoenas. 91 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,496 He doesn't like to be handed things. 92 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,056 - Yeah, I have a peeve. - L1 got it. 93 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,268 You are hereby ordered 94 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,605 to appear before the senate armed services committee 95 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,348 tomorrow morning at 9:00 A.M. 96 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,088 - Can I see a badge? - You wanna see the badge? 97 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,398 He likes the badge. 98 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,567 - You still like it? - Yep. 99 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:04,076 - How far are we from D.C.? - D.C.? 250 miles. 100 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:12,703 Mr stark, could we pick up now where we left off? Mr stark. Please. 101 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,397 - Yes, dear? - Can I have your attention? 102 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,545 Absolutely. 103 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,591 Do you or do you not possess a specialised weapon? 104 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,961 - I do not. I do not. - You do not? 105 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,554 Well, it depends on how you define the word "weapon." 106 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,303 - The iron man weapon. - My device does not fit that description. 107 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,097 Well... how would you describe it? 108 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:31,221 I would describe it by defining it as what it is, senator. 109 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:35,104 - Ass? - It's a high-tech prosthesis. 110 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,236 That is... that is... 111 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,607 That's actually the most apt description I can make of it. 112 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,571 It's a weapon. It's a weapon, mr stark. 113 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,778 Please, if your priority was actually the well-being of the American citizen... 114 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,695 My priority is to get the iron man weapon turned over to the people 115 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:50,156 - of the United States of America. - Well, you can forget it. 116 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:54,495 I am iron man. The suit and I are one. 117 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,043 To turn over the iron man suit would be to turn over myself, 118 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,125 which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, 119 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,876 depending on what state you're in. 120 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,929 - You can't have it. - Look, I'm no expert... 121 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:08,804 In prostitution? Of course not. You're a senator. Come on. 122 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,228 I'm no expert in weapons. 123 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,251 We have somebody here who is an expert on weapons. 124 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:18,985 I'd now like to call Justin hammer, our current primary weapons contractor. 125 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,481 Let the record reflect that I observed mr hammer entering the chamber, 126 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:24,903 and I am wondering 127 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,782 if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance. 128 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:37,003 Absolutely. I'm no expert. I defer to you, Anthony. 129 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,087 You're the wonder boy. 130 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,291 Senator, if I may. 131 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:45,846 I may well not be an expert, but you know who was the expert? 132 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,556 Your dad. Howard stark. 133 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:53,054 Really a father to us all, and to the military-industrial age. 134 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:58,184 Let's just be clear. He was no flower child. He was a lion. 135 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,685 We all know why we're here. In the last six months, 136 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,906 Anthony stark has created a sword with untold possibilities. 137 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,821 And yet he insists it's a shield. 138 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:12,531 He asks us to trust him as we cower behind it 139 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,875 I wish I were comforted, Anthony, I really do. 140 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,087 I'd love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, 141 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,625 but this ain't Canada. 142 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,486 You know, we live in a world of grave threats, 143 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:26,219 threats that mr stark will not always be able to foresee. 144 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,713 Thank you. 145 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,557 God bless iron man. God bless America. 146 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,769 That is well said, mr hammer. 147 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,808 The committee would now like fo invite 148 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:40,016 lieutenant colonel James rhodes to the chamber. 149 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,601 Rhodey? What? 150 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,194 Hey, buddy. I didn't expect to see you here. 151 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,905 Look, it's me, I'm here. Deal with it. Let's move on. 152 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,077 I just... 153 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,649 - Drop it. - All right, I'll drop it. 154 00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:00,169 I have before me a complete report on the iron man weapon, 155 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,918 compiled by colonel rhodes. And, colonel, for the record, 156 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:06,134 can you please read page 57, paragraph four? 157 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,503 You're requesting that I read specific selections 158 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,950 - from my report, senator? - Yes, sir. 159 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,952 It was my understanding that I was going to be testifying 160 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,137 in a much more comprehensive and detailed manner. 161 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,914 I understand. A lot of things have changed today. 162 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,291 So if you could just read... You do understand 163 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,793 that reading a single paragraph out of context does not reflect 164 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,105 - the summary of my final... - Just read it, colonel. I do. Thank you. 165 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,565 Very well. 166 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,780 "As he does not operate within any definable branch of government, 167 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:36,873 "iron man presents a potential threat to the security of both the nation 168 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,369 "and to her interests.” 169 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,326 I did, however, go on to summarise 170 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,125 that the benefits of iron man far outweigh the liabilities. 171 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,444 - And that it would be in our interest... - That's enough, colonel. 172 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,737 - To fold mr stark... - That's enough. 173 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,322 Into the existing chain of command, senator. 174 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,713 I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider secretary of defense, if you ask nice. 175 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,470 We can amend the hours a little bit. 176 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,884 I'd like to go on and show, if I may, 177 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,140 the imagery that's connected to your report. 178 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,106 I believe it is somewhat premature to reveal these images 179 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,088 - to the general public at this time. - With all due respect, 180 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,272 colonel, I understand. 181 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:09,447 And if you could just narrate those for us, we'd be very grateful. 182 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,490 Let's have the images. 183 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:16,162 Intelligence suggests that the devices seen in these photos 184 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,123 are, in fact, attempts at making manned copies 185 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,666 of mr stark's suit. 186 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:25,789 This has been corroborated by our allies and local intelligence on the ground, 187 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:31,003 indicating that these suits are quite possibly, at this moment, operational. 188 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,094 Hold on one second, buddy. Let me see something here. 189 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,677 Boy, I'm good. I commandeered your screens. 190 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,188 I need them. Time for a little transparency. 191 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,253 - Now, let's see what's really going on. - What is he doing? 192 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,519 If you will direct your attention to said screens.. 193 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,194 I believe that's North Korea. 194 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,282 Can you turn that off? Take it off. 195 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,536 Iran. 196 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:09,040 No grave immediate threat here. Is that Justin hammer? 197 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,584 How did hammer get in the game? 198 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,299 Justin, you're on TV. Focus up. 199 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,888 Okay, give me a left twist. Left's good. Turn to the right. 200 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,014 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 201 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,268 Wow. 202 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:30,023 Yeah, I'd say most countries, five, 10 years away. 203 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,399 Hammer industries, 20. 204 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,107 I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived. 205 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,804 I think we're done, is the point that he's making. 206 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,036 - I don't think there's any reason... - The point is, you're welcome, I guess. 207 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,956 - For what? - Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. 208 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,575 It's working. We're safe. America is secure. 209 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,581 You want my property? You can't have it 210 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,082 but I did you a big favour. 211 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,753 I've successfully privatized world peace. 212 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,134 What more do you want? For now! 213 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,800 I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns. 214 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:04,270 You, mr stark... you, buddy. 215 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,480 We're adjourned. We're adjourned for today. 216 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,850 - Okay. - You've been a delight. 217 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,941 My bond is with the people. 218 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:22,281 And I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. 219 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,956 If there's one thing I've proven 220 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,376 it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself. 221 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,572 Wake up. Daddy's home. 222 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,248 Welcome home, sir. 223 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,200 Congratulations on the opening ceremonies. 224 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,329 They were such a success, as was your senate hearing. 225 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,164 And may I say how refreshing it is 226 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:17,002 to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir. 227 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,046 You! 228 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,911 I swear to god I'll dismantle you. I'll soak your motherboard. 229 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,517 I'll turn you into a wine rack. 230 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,270 How many ounces a day of this gobbledegook 231 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,437 am I supposed to drink? 232 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:33,518 We are up to 80 ounces a day to counteract the symptoms, sir. 233 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,438 Check palladium levels. 234 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,699 Blood toxicity, 24%. 235 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,536 It appears that the continued use of the iron man suit 236 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,036 is accelerating your condition. 237 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,910 Another core has been depleted. 238 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,964 God, they're running out quick. 239 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,714 I have run simulations on every known element, 240 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,840 and none can serve as a viable replacement 241 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,922 for the palladium core. 242 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,227 You are running out of both time and options. 243 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,649 Unfortunately, the device that's keeping you alive 244 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,568 is also killing you. 245 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,484 Miss potts is approaching. 246 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,487 - I recommend that you inform her... - Mute. 247 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,162 Is this a joke? 248 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,245 What are you thinking? “What? 249 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,622 - What are you thinking? - Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy. 250 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,041 And you're angry about something. 251 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,568 Do you have the sniffles? I don't wanna get sick. 252 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,070 - Did you just donate... - Keep your business. 253 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,632 Our entire modern art collection to the... 254 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,408 - Boy scouts of America. - Boy scouts of America? 255 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,218 Yes. It is a worthwhile organisation. 256 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,676 I didn't physically check the crates but, basically, yes. 257 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,999 And it's not "our" collection, it's my collection. No offence. 258 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,059 No, you know what? I think I'm actually entitled 259 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,731 to say "our" collection 260 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:58,027 considering the time that I put in, over 10 years, 261 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,008 - curating that. - It was a tax write-off. I needed that. 262 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,115 You know, there's only about 8,011 things 263 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,158 that I really need to talk to you about. 264 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,697 Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out. 265 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,308 The bridgeport's already machining that part. 266 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,698 The expo is a gigantic waste of time. 267 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,105 I need you to wear a surgical mask until you're feeling better. 268 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,272 - Is that okay? - That's rude. 269 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,816 There's nothing more important to me than the expo. 270 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,171 It's my primary point of concern. 271 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,416 - I don't know why you're... - The expo is your ego gone crazy. 272 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,297 Wow. Look at that. 273 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,880 That's modern art. That's going up. 274 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,717 - You've got to be kidding. - I'm gonna put this up right now. 275 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,018 - This is vital. - Stark is in complete disarray. 276 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,500 - You understand that? - No. Our stocks have never been higher. 277 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,919 - Yes, from a managerial standpoint. - You are... well, if it's messy, 278 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,504 - then let's double back. - Let me give you an example. 279 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,172 - Let's move on to another subject. - No, no, no, no. 280 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,902 You are not taking down the barnett Newman 281 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,551 - and hanging that up! - I'm not taking it down. 282 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,855 I'm just replacing it with this. 283 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,345 - Let's see what I can get going here. - Okay, fine. 284 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,486 My point is, we have already awarded contracts 285 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,308 - to the wind farm people. - Yeah. Don't say "wind farm." 286 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,477 - I'm already feeling gassy. - And to the plastic plantation tree, 287 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,688 which was your idea, by the way. Those people are on payroll... 288 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,565 - Everything was my idea. - And you won't make a decision. 289 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,358 I don't care about the liberal agenda any more. 290 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,748 It's boring. Boring. I'm giving you a boring alert. 291 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,129 - You do it. - I do what? 292 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,240 Excellent idea. I just figured this out. You run the company. 293 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,118 - Yeah, I'm trying to run the company. - Pepper, I need you to run the company. 294 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,619 - Well, stop trying to do it and do it. - You will not 295 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,371 - give me the information... - I'm not asking you to try... 296 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,581 - In order to... - I'm asking you 297 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,874 to physically do it. I need you to do it. 298 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,709 - I am trying to do it. - Pepper, you're not listening to me! 299 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,711 - No, you are not listening to me. - I'm trying to make you ceo. 300 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,600 Why won't you let me? 301 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:23,146 - Have you been drinking? - Chlorophyli. 302 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:29,318 I hereby irrevocably appoint you chairman and ceo of stark industries, 303 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,324 effective immediately. 304 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,412 Yeah, done deal. Okay? 305 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,461 I've actually given this a fair amount of thought, 306 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:43,461 believe it or not. Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak, 307 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:47,428 trying to figure out who a worthy successor would be. 308 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,301 And then I realised 309 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,389 it's you. It's always been you. 310 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,584 I thought there'd be a legal issue, 311 00:21:57,608 --> 00:22:01,066 but actually I'm capable of appointing my successor. 312 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,770 My successor being you. 313 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,611 Congratulations? 314 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,014 - Take it, just take it. - I don't know what to think. 315 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,824 Don't think. Drink. 316 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,663 There you go. 317 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,995 The notary's here! Can you please come sign the transfer paperwork? 318 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,289 I'm on happy time. 319 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,755 Sorry. What the hell was that? 320 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,328 It's called mixed martial arts. It's been around for three weeks. 321 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,497 It's called dirty boxing. There's nothing new about it. 322 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,978 All right, put them up. Come on. 323 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:27,520 I promise you this is the only time I will ask you to sign over your company. 324 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,107 I need you to initial each box. 325 00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:34,444 Lesson one. Never take your eye off... 326 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,955 That's it. I'm done. 327 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,454 - What's your name, lady? - Rushman. Natalie rushman. 328 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,125 Front and centre. Come into the church. 329 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:46,000 - No. You're seriously not gonna ask... - If it pleases the court, which it does. 330 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,424 - It's no problem. - I'm sorry. He's very eccentric. 331 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,143 What? 332 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:10,692 - Can you give her a lesson? - No problem. 333 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,777 Pepper. “What? 334 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:16,277 - Who is she? - She is from legal. 335 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:20,456 And she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit 336 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,771 - if you keep ogling her like that. - I need a new assistant, boss. 337 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,582 Yes, and I've got three excellent potential candidates. 338 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,274 They're lined up and ready to meet you. 339 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,166 I don't have time to meet. I need someone now. I feel like it's her. 340 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,340 No, it's not. 341 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,214 - You ever boxed before? - I have, yes. 342 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:37,264 What, like, the tae Bo? Booty boot camp? Crunch? Something like that? 343 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:41,094 - How do I spell your name, Natalie? - R-u-s-h-m-a-n. 344 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:45,602 - What, are you gonna Google her now? - I thought I was ogling her. 345 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:49,356 - Wow. Very, very impressive individual. - You're so predictable, you know that? 346 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,607 She's fluent in French, Italian, Russian, Latin. 347 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,564 - Who speaks Latin? - No one speaks Latin. 348 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,945 - No one speaks Latin? - It's a dead language. 349 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,822 You can read Latin or you can write Latin, 350 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,557 - but you can't speak Latin... - Did you model in Tokyo? 351 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,321 'Cause she modeled in Tokyo. Well... 352 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,852 I need her. She's got everything that I need. 353 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:06,494 Rule number one, never take your eye off your opponent. 354 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,125 Oh, my god! 355 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:14,127 - Happy! - That's what I'm talking about. 356 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,552 I just slipped. You did? 357 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,971 - Yeah. - Looks like a tko to me. 358 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,517 Just... I need your impression. 359 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,311 You have a quiet reserve. I don't know, you have an old soul. 360 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:27,890 - I meant your fingerprint. - Right. 361 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:34,276 - So, how are we doing? - Great. Just wrapping up. Hey. 362 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,742 - You're the boss. - Will that be all, mr stark? 363 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,785 - No. - Yes, that will be all, ms rushman. 364 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,704 Thank you very much. 365 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,372 - I want one. - No. 366 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,654 You know, it's Europe. Whatever happens the next 20 minutes, 367 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,060 - just go with it. - Go with it? Go with what? 368 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,620 - Mr stark? - Hey. 369 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:27,916 Hello. How was your flight? 370 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,564 It was excellent. Boy, it's nice to see you. 371 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:33,752 We have one photographer from the acm, if you don't mind. Okay? 372 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,924 When did this happen? What? You made me do it. 373 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,548 - I made you do what? - You quit. Smile. Look right there. 374 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,754 Stop acting constipated. 375 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,367 - Don't flare your nostrils. - You are so predictable. 376 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:42,494 - That's the amazing thing. - Right this way. 377 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,287 - You look fantastic. - Why, thank you very much. 378 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,191 But that's unprofessional. What's on the docket? 379 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,141 You have a 9:30 dinner. 380 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,043 - Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00. - Absolutely. 381 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,898 - Is this us? - It can be. 382 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,646 - Great. Make it us. - Okay. 383 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,194 - Mr musk. How are you? - Hi, pepper. 384 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,218 - Congratulations on the promotion. - Thank you very much. 385 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:00,483 Elon, how's it going? Those Merlin engines are fantastic. 386 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,639 Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea for an electric jet. 387 00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:03,743 You do? Yeah. 388 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,867 Then we'll make it work. 389 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,706 - You want a massage? - Oh, god. No, 390 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,312 - I don't want a massage. - I'll have Natalie make an... 391 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:10,814 - I don't want Natalie to do... - Don't want you tense. 392 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,065 By the way, I didn't mean to spring this on you. 393 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,204 Thank you very much. 394 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,254 - Green is not your best colour. - Oh, please. 395 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:16,878 Anthony! Is that you? 396 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,321 - My least favourite person on earth. - Hey, pal. 397 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,630 - Justin hammer. - How you doing? 398 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:22,508 You're not the only rich guy here with a fancy car. 399 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:25,011 You know Christine everhart from vanity fair. 400 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:26,287 - You guys know each other? - Hi. 401 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,551 Yes. Yes. 402 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,806 Yes, roughly. “We do. 403 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,936 Btw, big story. The new ceo of stark industries. 404 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,379 - I know. I know. - Congratulations. 405 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:37,861 My editor will kill me if I don't grab a quote for our powerful women issue. 406 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,108 - Can I? - Sure. 407 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:41,690 She's actually doing a big spread on me for vanity fair. 408 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:43,696 I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know. 409 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:44,867 Right. _right? 410 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:48,322 Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year. 411 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,748 And she wrote a story as well. 412 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,871 - It was very impressive. - That was good. 413 00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:53,998 - Very well done. - Thank you. 414 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,569 - I'm gonna go wash. - Don't leave me. 415 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,152 - Hey, buddy. How you doing? - I'm all right. 416 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,528 - Looking gorgeous. - Please, this is tough. 417 00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,168 - Can I ask you... is this the first time... - Fromage. 418 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:02,824 - Say, "brie." - That you guys have seen each other? 419 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,089 God, that's so awful. 420 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,620 Listen, is it the first time you've seen each other since the senate? 421 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,305 Since he got his contract revoked... 422 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,666 - Actually, it's on hold. - When you were attempting to... 423 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,751 That's not what I heard. What's the difference between "hold" 424 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,606 - and "cancelled"? The truth? - Yes, what is? 425 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,060 No. The truth is... Why don't we put that away? 426 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:22,148 The truth is, I'm actually hoping to present something at your expo. 427 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,608 Well, if you invent something that works, 428 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,113 I'll make sure I get you a slot. 429 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,412 Mr stark, your corner table is ready. Yes? 430 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,705 I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do. 431 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,955 - Hammer needs a slot, Christine. - We kid, yeah. 432 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:35,998 We kid. We're kidders. 433 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,398 Got any other bad ideas? 434 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:05,778 Tony! 435 00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:13,912 Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony stark. Tony loves me. We're not competitors. 436 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,459 Him being out of the picture created tremendous opportunities 437 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,037 for hammer industries, you know? 438 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:22,465 - Everything that Tony and I do... - Well, what's the use of having... 439 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,419 - Is a healthy... - And owning a race car... 440 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:28,472 - Competition. - If you don't drive it? 441 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,054 Is he driving? 442 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:40,024 Natalie. Natalie! 443 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,215 - Yes, miss potts? - Did you know about this? 444 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:44,446 This is the first that I have known of it. 445 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,277 This... this cannot happen. 446 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,096 Absolutely. I understand. How can I help you? 447 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,430 - Where's happy? - He's waiting outside. 448 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,319 - Okay, get him. I need happy. - Right away. 449 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,198 Tony's... you know, he... 450 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,158 We're not competitive. You know what I mean? 451 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,333 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, 452 00:29:57,421 --> 00:30:00,379 - can you excuse me just one second? - Just read me what you wrote. 453 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,734 - I will. 1 will, after. - Just read it back to me. 454 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:03,069 But I have to make one quick phone call. 455 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:04,237 - Where are you going? - This is great. 456 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,697 - I've got some caviar coming. - This is great stuff. 457 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,211 - I'll be right back. - Look! 458 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,796 That's stark. 459 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,040 Go, go! 460 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,923 Hang on. 461 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,706 - Give me the case. - Here. Take it. 462 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,374 - Where's the key? - It's in my pocket. 463 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:26,622 Carl 464 00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:31,687 Oh, my god! 465 00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:40,822 Are you okay? Yeah. 466 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:43,891 - Were you heading for me or him? - I was trying to scare him. 467 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,906 - 'Cause I can't tell! - Are you out of your mind? 468 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,957 - Better security. - Get in the car right now! 469 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,784 I was attacked! We need better security. 470 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:52,120 - Get in the car! - You're ceo. Better security measures. 471 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,955 God, it's embarrassing. 472 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:57,042 First vacation in two years. 473 00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:03,135 Oh, my god! 474 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,468 - I got him! - Hit him again. Hit him again. 475 00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:08,428 Football. 476 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,936 - I got him! - Take the case! Take it! 477 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,689 - Take the case! - Give him the case! 478 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,610 Stop banging the car! 479 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:21,108 Calm down. 480 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:24,028 God! God! 481 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,367 Give me the case! Please! Come on! 482 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,422 You... you lose. 483 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,385 You lose. You lose, stark. 484 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:09,613 Pretty decent tech. Cycles per second were a little low. 485 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:18,288 You could have doubled up your rotations. 486 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:23,749 You focused the repulsor energy through ionized plasma channels. 487 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,755 It's effective. Not very efficient. 488 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,138 But it's a passable knock-off. 489 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,411 I don't get it. A little fine tuning, 490 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,221 you could have made a solid paycheck. 491 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:38,476 You could have sold it to North Korea, China, Iran, 492 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:41,182 or gone right to the black market. 493 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:44,235 You look like you got friends in low places. 494 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:49,862 You come from a family of thieves and butchers. 495 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:53,532 And now, like all guilty men, 496 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:57,073 you try to rewrite your own history. 497 00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:02,746 And you forget all the lives the stark family has destroyed. 498 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:07,167 Speaking of thieves, where did you get this design? 499 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:10,174 My father. Anton vanko. 500 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:13,552 Well, I never heard of him. 501 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:17,351 My father is the reason you're alive. 502 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,667 The reason I'm alive is 'cause you had a shot, you took it, 503 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,227 you missed. 504 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:22,523 Did 1? 505 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,521 If you can make god bleed, 506 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:31,400 the people will cease to believe in him. 507 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:37,079 And there will be blood in the water. And the sharks will come. 508 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:43,499 The truth, all I have to do is sit here and watch 509 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:46,081 as the world will consume you. 510 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,257 Where will you be watching the world consume me from? 511 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:52,257 That's right. A prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap. 512 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,634 Hey, Tony. Before you go, 513 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:58,093 palladium in the chest, painful way to die. 514 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:18,996 It's just unbelievable. It proves that the genie is out of the boftle 515 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,540 and this man has no idea what he's doing. 516 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:25,371 He thinks of the iron man weapon as a toy. 517 00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:30,300 I was at a hearing where mr stark, in fact was adamant 518 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:34,004 that these suits can't exist anywhere else, 519 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,635 don't exist anywhere else, never will exist anywhere else, 520 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,057 at least for five to 10 years, 521 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:42,763 and here we are in Monaco realising, "these suits exist now." 522 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,017 Mute. 523 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,607 He should be giving me a medal. That's the truth. 524 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:56,947 - What is that? - This is your in-flight meal. 525 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,119 Did you just make that? 526 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:05,623 Yeah. Where do you think I've been for three hours? 527 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:07,791 Tony, 528 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:12,209 what are you not telling me? 529 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:19,132 I don't want to go home. At all. 530 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,103 Let's cancel my birthday party and... 531 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:26,772 We're in Europe. Let's go to venice, cipriani. 532 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:28,065 - Remember? - Oh, yes. 533 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,017 It's a great place to 534 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,649 - be healthy. - I don't think this is the right time. 535 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:37,984 We're in kind of a mess. 536 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,765 Yeah, but maybe that's why it's the best time. 537 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,825 - 'Cause then we... - Well, I think as the ceo, 538 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,031 I need to show up. 539 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:47,415 As ceo, you are entitled to a leave. 540 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,836 - A leave? - A company retreat. 541 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:51,460 - A retreat? During a time like this? - Just a ride. 542 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:55,135 Well, I'm just saying, to recharge our batteries and figure it all out. 543 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,963 Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony. 544 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:12,055 Hey, there he is. 545 00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,231 There he is. 546 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:19,317 What an absolute pleasure. Welcome. 547 00:44:20,408 --> 00:44:21,443 Oh, goodness gracious. 548 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:25,068 Can we get the handcuffs off my friend here? 549 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:28,655 Forgive me, I'm sorry. I'm such a huge fan of yours. 550 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:32,537 I didn't want to make a first impression like this. 551 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,914 He's not an animal. Come on. 552 00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,460 He's a human being. Thank you. 553 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,924 We're fine. 554 00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:48,262 My name is Justin hammer. 555 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:51,685 I'd like to do some business with you. Please sit. 556 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,900 Dig in. What do we have today, Jack? 557 00:44:57,987 --> 00:45:01,320 - We have some salmon carpaccio. - Salmon carpaccio. 558 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:04,614 Anything you want here, we got it. 559 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:08,786 I like my dessert first. I had this flown in from San Francisco. 560 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,738 It's Italian, though. 561 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,619 Organic ice cream. 562 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:16,623 I got a sweet tooth. Apparently you do, too, for Tony stark. 563 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:21,336 What I saw you do to Tony stark on that track, 564 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:25,087 how you stepped up to him in front of god and everybody, 565 00:45:25,181 --> 00:45:27,297 that was... wow! 566 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:28,927 You spoke to me with what you did. 567 00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:31,634 And I know that you knew that I'd be listening. 568 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,332 This is why I couldn't bear to have you shipped off 569 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:36,143 to god knows where. It would have been such a waste of talent. 570 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:37,565 But if I might make a suggestion, 571 00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:40,359 you know, you don't just go and try and kill the guy. 572 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:44,697 I think, if I may, you go after his legacy. 573 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,861 That's what you kill. 574 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:49,952 You and me, we are a lot alike in a lot of ways. 575 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:54,658 The only difference between you and I is that I have resources. 576 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:57,915 I think, if I may, 577 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:00,337 you need my resources. 578 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,006 Someone behind you, a benefactor. 579 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:05,176 I'd like to be that guy. 580 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:21,355 Okay. Do you speak english? Because I can get a translator. 581 00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:24,278 I don't know. Have you been understanding everything I'm saying? 582 00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:25,775 Very good, man. 583 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:29,029 - Very good, man. - Very good, man. 584 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,235 Hey! 585 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,950 Hey. Yes? 586 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,622 I want my bird. 587 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:41,291 - A bird? You want a bird? - I want my bird. 588 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:43,110 I can get you a bird. I can get you 10 birds. 589 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,670 I want my bird. 590 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,297 Well, okay. Nothing's impossible. I could... 591 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:51,051 Are we talking about... Is this a bird back in Russia? 592 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:54,179 Yes, but the fundamentals of the company are still very, very strong 593 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,190 - despite the events in Monaco. - Yes, of course. 594 00:46:56,272 --> 00:46:59,730 - The ap wants a quote. - Don't tell him. Fax them... 595 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,307 Where is he? 596 00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:03,255 - He doesn't want to be disturbed. - He's downstairs. 597 00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:04,798 - What happened in Monaco? - Yes, but... 598 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,313 But his continuing erratic behaviour 599 00:47:07,408 --> 00:47:09,524 may lead many people to ask themselves, 600 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:11,449 "can this man still protect us?” 601 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:14,821 Iron man never stopped protecting us. The events in Monaco proved that. 602 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:20,494 Query complete, sir. Anton vanko was a Soviet physicist 603 00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:23,580 who defected to the United States in 1963. 604 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:27,838 However, he was accused of espionage and was deported in 1967. 605 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:30,294 His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist, 606 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:35,141 was convicted of selling Soviet-era weapons-grade plutonium to Pakistan, 607 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,726 and served 15 years in kopeisk prison. 608 00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:39,929 No further records exist. 609 00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:46,102 Tony, you gotta get upstairs 610 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,438 and get on top of this situation right now. 611 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,524 Listen. I've been on the phone with the national guard all day, 612 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,703 trying to talk them out of rolling tanks up the pch, 613 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:58,657 knocking down your front door and taking these. 614 00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:00,784 They're gonna take your suits, Tony, okay? 615 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,789 They're sick of the games. 616 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,088 You said nobody else would possess this technology for 20 years. 617 00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:09,383 Well, guess what? Somebody else had it yesterday. 618 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,802 It's not theoretical any more. 619 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:15,051 Are you listening to me? 620 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:18,801 - Are you okay? - Let's go. 621 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:25,729 Hey, man. Hey, hey! 622 00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:31,439 - You all right? - Yeah, I should get to my desk. 623 00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:33,650 See that cigar box? Yeah. 624 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,651 It's palladium. 625 00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:44,126 Is that supposed to be smoking? 626 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:48,502 If you must know, it's neutron damage. It's from the reactor wall. 627 00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:54,337 You had this in your body? 628 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:03,020 And how about the high-tech crossword puzzle on your neck? 629 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:04,517 Road rash. 630 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,268 Thank you. 631 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:24,200 - What are you looking at? - I'm looking at you. 632 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:27,332 You wanna do this whole lone gunslinger act 633 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:29,526 and it's unnecessary. You don't have to do this alone. 634 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:31,757 You know, I wish I could believe that. I really do. 635 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:34,093 But you've gotta trust me. 636 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:37,964 Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing. 637 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:49,020 This is where we do it. This is my humble abode. 638 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:52,569 You can work in absolute peace. Must be fun to be dead, right? 639 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,066 No pressure. 640 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:57,150 Here they are. I'm very excited. They're combat-ready. 641 00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:58,724 I may have done a few miscalculations 642 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,778 and rushed the prototype into production. 643 00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:02,746 Sue me, I'm enthusiastic. 644 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,119 Go ahead, take a look around. 645 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:11,835 You don't wanna do that. 646 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,541 You'll be able to access that 647 00:50:13,636 --> 00:50:15,556 as soon as we generate some encrypted pass codes. 648 00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:17,720 Can we generate some encrypted pass codes? 649 00:50:17,806 --> 00:50:20,923 Get some of those encrypted pass codes, Jack. 650 00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,763 Never mind, I... 651 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:28,310 Wow. Okay. Good stuff. 652 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:33,110 Sorry? Software shit. 653 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,606 Well... 654 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,528 You're good. 655 00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:42,950 You really blasted in past the firewall there. 656 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:47,075 Let me show you where you're gonna be working primarily. 657 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,125 Go ahead, take a look. 658 00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:52,621 Get a good look at that. That's something, isn't it? 659 00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,707 You know, those are really just for show and tell. 660 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:59,796 They're $125.7 million a pop, so... Wait! Oh, gosh. 661 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:04,804 Jesus Christ. Get somebody up here. 662 00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:08,228 That's where the pilot goes. 663 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:12,354 I'm having a tough time finding volunteers. 664 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:15,603 I'll take care of that, just leave it. 665 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,188 What you want them do? 666 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:22,489 Well, long term, I want them to put me in the Pentagon for the next 25 years. 667 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,616 I want to make iron man look like an antique. 668 00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:25,892 I wanna go to that stark expo, 669 00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,827 I wanna take a dump in Tony's front yard. 670 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,328 You know what I'm talking about? 671 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,581 I can do that. No problem. Yeah? 672 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,833 Hey, fabulous! I love it. 673 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,631 Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you? I had a feeling. 674 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:48,685 Do you know which watch you'd like to wear tonight, mr stark? 675 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:51,014 I'll give them a look. 676 00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:55,358 I should cancel the party. 677 00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:57,687 Probably. Yeah. 678 00:51:57,781 --> 00:52:00,397 'Cause it's... - Ill-timed. 679 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:01,990 Right, sends the wrong message. 680 00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:03,567 Inappropriate. 681 00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:11,704 Is that dirty enough for you? 682 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:16,456 Gold face, brown band. The jaeger. I'll give that a look. 683 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,423 Bring them over here. 684 00:52:21,722 --> 00:52:23,883 I'll take that. Why don't you... 685 00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:38,276 I gotta say it. It's hard to get a read on you. 686 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,733 - Where are you from? - Legal. 687 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:45,568 Can I ask you a question, hypothetically? 688 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:46,948 Bit odd. 689 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:50,614 If this was your last birthday party you were ever gonna have, 690 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:52,287 how would you celebrate it? 691 00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:59,127 I'd do whatever I wanted to do with whoever I wanted to do it with. 692 00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:31,951 - Good evening. - Good evening. 693 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:34,832 Yes, sir, I understand. 694 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:39,171 No. No, sir, that will not be necessary. I'll handle it. 695 00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:41,585 Sir, I personally guarantee that within 24 hours, 696 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:43,508 iron man will be back on watch. 697 00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:52,301 Hey, pepper. 698 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,728 I'm going to go get some air. 699 00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:56,180 What's wrong? 700 00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:59,316 - I don't know what to do. - You gotta be kidding me. 701 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:08,132 - That's it. I'm making... pepper. - No, no, no. Don't call anyone. 702 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:10,181 This is ridiculous. I just stuck my neck out for this guy. 703 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:11,445 I know. I know. I get it. 704 00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,851 I'm gonna handle it, okay? Just let me handle it. 705 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,833 Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to. 706 00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:18,732 You know, the question I get asked most often is, 707 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,247 "Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?" 708 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,088 Just like that. 709 00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:32,683 Does this guy know how to throw a party or what? 710 00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:37,391 I love you. 711 00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:40,140 Unbelievable! Thank you so much. 712 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:44,194 Tony, we all thank you so much for such a wonderful night. 713 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:48,274 And we're gonna say good night now, and thank you all for coming. 714 00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:49,679 No, no, no, we can't... wait, wait, wait. 715 00:54:49,703 --> 00:54:51,514 We didn't have the cake. We didn't blow out the candles. 716 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:54,325 You're out of control, okay? Trust me on this one, okay? 717 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,853 - You're out of control, gorgeous. - It's time to go to bed. It's time. 718 00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:58,021 - Give me another smooch. - You're not going to be 719 00:54:58,045 --> 00:54:59,355 - happy about this. - Come on, you know you want to. 720 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:00,710 You just peed the suit. 721 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,358 - I know. It has a filtration system. - It's not sexy. 722 00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:03,747 You could drink that water. 723 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:07,426 Just send everybody home, okay? It's time to... 724 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:09,260 - If you say so. - Okay. 725 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,550 I'll take this, you take that. 726 00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:14,550 Pepper potts. 727 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:17,386 She's right. The party's over. 728 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:20,439 Then again, the party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago. 729 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:24,059 The after-party starts in 15 minutes. 730 00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:31,780 And if anybody, pepper, doesn't like it, there's the door. 731 00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:39,617 Yeah! 732 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,247 Hit! 733 00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:53,638 Pull! 734 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:04,103 Pull! 735 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,281 I think she wants the Gallagher! 736 00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,542 I'm only gonna say this once. 737 00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:31,384 Get out. 738 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,978 You don't deserve to wear one of these. Shut it down! 739 00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:43,768 Goldstein. 740 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:46,233 Yes, mr stark? 741 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,562 Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to. 742 00:56:53,368 --> 00:56:55,359 I told you to shut it down. 743 00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:09,465 Now, put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt. 744 00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:17,423 Really? 745 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:28,817 Sorry, pal, but iron man doesn't have a sidekick. 746 00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:31,645 Sidekick this! 747 00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:41,655 Had enough? 748 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:44,040 - Natalie! - Miss potts. 749 00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:46,243 Don't you "miss potts" me! I'm on to you. 750 00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:48,374 You know what? Ever since you came here... 751 00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:53,129 Pepper! 752 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,011 Get out of here. Get out of here. 753 00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:05,012 You want it? Take it! 754 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:47,479 Put your hand down. 755 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:49,773 You think you got what it takes to wear that suit? 756 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,145 We don't have to do this, Tony. 757 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:53,172 You wanna be the war machine, take your shot. 758 00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:55,027 - Put it down! - You gonna take a shot? 759 00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:56,355 - Put it down! - No! 760 00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:57,906 - Drop it, Tony! - Take it. 761 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:11,351 Edwards tower, this is lieutenant colonel James rhodes, 762 01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:14,649 inbound from three miles east at 5,000 feet... 763 01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:00,403 Colonel. 764 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:02,606 Major. 765 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:04,483 Wow. 766 01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:06,989 Yeah. 767 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,743 Let's take it inside. 768 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,324 Clear the area. 769 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:36,314 Sir! 770 01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:38,858 I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut. 771 01:01:42,908 --> 01:01:45,148 I told you I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band. 772 01:01:45,952 --> 01:01:49,615 No, no, no. See, I remember, you do everything yourself. 773 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,914 How's that working out for you? “T's... it's... it's... 774 01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:55,813 I'm sorry. I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot. 775 01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,623 Do I look at the patch or the eye? 776 01:01:58,757 --> 01:01:59,901 Honestly, I'm a bit hung over. 777 01:01:59,925 --> 01:02:02,257 I'm not sure if you're real or if I'm having... 778 01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:04,426 I am very real. 779 01:02:04,512 --> 01:02:06,503 I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet. 780 01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:10,257 - Just my luck. Where's the staff here? - That's not looking so good. 781 01:02:11,019 --> 01:02:13,010 I've been worse. 782 01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:15,791 We've secured the perimeter, 783 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:18,682 but I don't think we should hold it for too much longer. 784 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,113 - You're fired. - That's not up to you. 785 01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:29,033 Tony, I want you to meet agent Romanoff. 786 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,280 Hi. I'ma s.H.Le.L.D. Shadow. 787 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:32,946 Once we knew you were ll, I was tasked to you by director fury. 788 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:34,872 I suggest you apologise. 789 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,496 You've been very busy. 790 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:39,828 You made your girl your ceo, you're giving away all your stuff. 791 01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:42,915 You let your friend fly away with your suit. 792 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,374 Now, if I didn't know better... 793 01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:46,530 You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it. 794 01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:49,216 Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it? 795 01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:52,515 You're iron man and he just took it? 796 01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:55,402 The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? 797 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,686 Is that possible? 798 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:59,389 Well, according to mr stark's database security guidelines, 799 01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:02,476 there are redundancies to prevent unauthorised usage. 800 01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:07,898 - What do you want from me? - What do we want from you? 801 01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:09,858 What do you want from me? 802 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:13,616 You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. 803 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:16,949 Contrary to your belief, you are not the centre of my universe. 804 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:20,080 I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with. 805 01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:21,206 Hit him. 806 01:03:22,424 --> 01:03:25,757 Oh, god, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? 807 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:29,131 Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? 808 01:03:29,723 --> 01:03:33,341 - What did she just do to me? - What did we just do for you? 809 01:03:33,435 --> 01:03:35,847 That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. 810 01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:37,802 We're trying to get you back to work. 811 01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:40,042 Give me a couple of boxes of that. I'll be right as rain. 812 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:41,977 It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms. 813 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:44,559 Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix. 814 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,861 Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff. 815 01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:49,314 I've been looking for a suitable replacement for palladium. 816 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:53,823 I've tried every combination, every permutation of every known element. 817 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:56,996 Well, I'm here to tell you, you haven't tried them all. 818 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:01,577 Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery. 819 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:03,207 Candygram. 820 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:08,883 I brought you something. 821 01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:11,211 Oh, yeah. 822 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:15,598 We got you the bird, pal. 823 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,016 This is not my bird. 824 01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:19,519 What do you mean? That's the bird. This is the bird. 825 01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:22,393 Yeah. Pulled a lot of strings to get this bird. 826 01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:23,769 This is a great bird. 827 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:26,476 - It's a beautiful bird. - We got this all the way from Russia. 828 01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:29,028 Hey, man, this not my bird. 829 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:35,281 Well, listen, even if it's not the bird, I mean, this is a gorgeous bird. 830 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:38,159 I mean, you know, l00k, don't get so attached to things. 831 01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:39,955 Learn to let go. 832 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:45,203 Wait a minute. Jack, what is that? 833 01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:48,874 Is that... that's not a helmet. What is that? 834 01:04:57,394 --> 01:05:00,932 Ivan... what's this? Jack. 835 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,001 Is that a helmet? It doesn't look like a helmet to me. 836 01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:06,607 How... how are you supposed to get a head in there? 837 01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:08,534 - Jack, could you put your head in there? - No. 838 01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:11,821 Try to put your head in there. Go ahead. Try to put your head in there. 839 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:14,570 See, Ivan? He can't put his head in there. 840 01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:19,030 That's... that's not a helmet. It's a head. I need to put a guy in there. 841 01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:22,491 I need to fit a person in that suit. You understand? 842 01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:24,952 Drone better. What? Drone better? 843 01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:27,628 Why is drone better? Why is drone better? 844 01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:29,501 People make problem. 845 01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:31,457 Trust me. Drone better. 846 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:36,092 Ivan, you know, I like you. I got you the bird. 847 01:05:36,975 --> 01:05:38,806 You said, "no problem." 848 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,683 Now I need suits. The government wants suits. 849 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,765 Like iron man. You understand? 850 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:49,977 That's what the people want. That's what's gonna make them happy. 851 01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:52,153 Hey, man. 852 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:56,282 Don't get too attached to things. 853 01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:58,701 Learn to let go. 854 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,783 These drones better steal the show, Ivan. 855 01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:08,833 You understand? Better rock my world, Ivan. 856 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:20,094 Unbelievable. 857 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,222 This ought to get the senate off my ass. 858 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:26,680 - It's functional? - Fully mission-capable. 859 01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:30,433 Good. Get hammer down here to weaponize it. 860 01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:32,481 Sir? 861 01:06:32,572 --> 01:06:35,188 Justin hammer's making a weapons presentation at the expo. 862 01:06:35,283 --> 01:06:36,898 We'd like this to introduce it. 863 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,574 Sir, I don't believe that the expo... 864 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:41,448 Colonel, the world needs to see this fast. 865 01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:44,576 - We've got to make this happen. - Yes, general, but... 866 01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:46,658 It's also an order. 867 01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,376 Yes, sir. 868 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:52,213 Good work, colonel. You've made your country proud. 869 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,915 Thank you, sir. 870 01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:03,808 That thing in your chest is based on unfinished technology. 871 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:04,930 No, it was finished. 872 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:09,139 It has never been particularly effective until I miniaturised it and put it in my... 873 01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:11,350 No. Howard said the arc reactor 874 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:13,184 was the stepping stone to something greater. 875 01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:17,773 He was about to kick off an energy race that was gonna dwarf the arms race. 876 01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:19,399 He was on to something big, 877 01:07:19,494 --> 01:07:22,952 something so big that it was gonna make the nuclear reactor 878 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,030 look like a triple-a battery. 879 01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:27,615 Just him, or was Anton vanko in on this, too? 880 01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:30,793 Anton vanko is the other side of that coin. 881 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,916 Anton saw it as a way to get rich. 882 01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:35,373 When your father found out, he had him deported. 883 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:37,379 When the Russians found out he couldn't deliver, 884 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:39,006 they shipped his ass off to Siberia 885 01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:41,839 and he spent the next 20 years in a vodka-fuelled rage. 886 01:07:41,933 --> 01:07:44,470 Not quite the environment you want to raise a kid in, 887 01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:48,679 the son you had the misfortune of crossing paths with in Monaco. 888 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:50,459 You told me I hadn't tried everything. 889 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,753 What do you mean I haven't tried everything? What haven't I tried? 890 01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:57,020 He said that you were the only person with the means and knowledge 891 01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:59,147 to finish what he started. 892 01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:00,732 He said that? 893 01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,526 Are you that guy? Are you? 894 01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:08,911 'Cause if you are, then you can solve the riddle of your heart. 895 01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:14,733 I don't know where you get your information, 896 01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:16,998 but he wasn't my biggest fan. 897 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,493 What do you remember about your dad? 898 01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:20,259 He was cold, he was calculating. 899 01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:23,088 He never told me he loved me. He never even told me he liked me, 900 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:24,763 so it's a little tough for me to digest 901 01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:27,371 when you're telling me he said the whole future was riding on me 902 01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:30,353 and he's passing it down. I don't get that. 903 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,750 You're talking about a guy whose happiest day 904 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,335 was when he shipped me off to boarding school. 905 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:34,439 That's not true. 906 01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:37,189 Well, then, clearly you knew my dad better than I did. 907 01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:41,277 As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D. 908 01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:42,527 What? 909 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:45,159 - I got a 2:00. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 910 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:46,849 - What's this? - Okay, you're good, right? 911 01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:48,684 - No, I'm not good. - You got this? Right? Right? 912 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,644 Got what? I don't even know what I'm supposed to get. 913 01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:53,910 Natasha will remain a floater at stark with her cover intact. 914 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:56,917 You remember agent Coulson, right? Yeah. 915 01:08:57,342 --> 01:08:58,832 And Tony, 916 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:03,090 remember, I got my eye on you. 917 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:12,387 We've disabled all communications. No contact with the outside world. 918 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:13,847 Good luck. 919 01:09:17,945 --> 01:09:19,185 Please. 920 01:09:19,781 --> 01:09:22,989 First thing, I need a little bodywork. I'll put in a little time at the lab. 921 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:25,304 If we could send one of your goon squad down to the coffee bean, 922 01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:27,973 cross creek, for a Starbucks run, or something like that, that'd be nice. 923 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,112 I'm not here for that. 924 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:30,687 I've been authorised by director fury 925 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:33,207 fo use any means necessary to keep you on premises. 926 01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:35,910 If you attempt to leave or play any games, 927 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:39,213 I will tase you and watch supernanny while you drool into the carpet. 928 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:41,541 - Okay? - I think I got it, yeah. 929 01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:43,501 Enjoy your evening's entertainment. 930 01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:11,487 Think this is the power source? 931 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:16,372 Major, this is not a scientific exercise. Let's just focus on arming it, all right? 932 01:10:17,505 --> 01:10:18,836 Yes, sir. 933 01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:20,542 Oh, yes! 934 01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:22,878 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 935 01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:24,709 Is it my birthday? 936 01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:28,425 You got it. What did you do? What did you do? 937 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:34,394 - Is this what I think it is? - Yes, it is. 938 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:37,563 Hammer, I want to know what you're gonna do for us. 939 01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,224 What am I going to do for you? 940 01:10:39,318 --> 01:10:42,398 Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you is I'm gonna upgrade your software. 941 01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:45,447 - And then, second, I think I should... - That's not what I'm talking about. 942 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:47,865 I'm talking about firepower. 943 01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:51,452 Well, you're talking to the right guy. 944 01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:56,037 Claridge hi-tec, semi-automatic, 9mm pistol. 945 01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:59,668 Too downtown? I agree. 946 01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:02,455 M24 shotgun, pump action. 947 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,377 Five-round magazine. 948 01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:05,863 You know what? You're not a hunter. 949 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:07,969 What am I talking about? I'm getting rid of it. 950 01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:10,512 This is the fn-2000 from Belgium. 951 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,886 They do make something better than waffles. 952 01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:15,914 It's beautiful, but I can tell this isn't disco enough for you, 953 01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,223 so I'm gonna put it right here. 954 01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:20,352 You're looking at a milkor 40mm grenade launcher. 955 01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:23,480 Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control. 956 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:25,069 You're tough. 957 01:11:25,156 --> 01:11:27,647 Let me tell you something. Size does matter. 958 01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:29,232 Don't let anyone tell you different. 959 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:32,948 This is an m134 7.62 minigun. 960 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:36,497 Six individual barrels. The torso taker, powder maker. 961 01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:38,700 Our boys in uniform call it uncle gazpacho, 962 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:41,161 or puff the magic dragon. 963 01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,255 Okay. 964 01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:50,966 These are the Cubans, baby. This is the cohibas, the montecristos. 965 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:54,553 This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle 966 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:58,933 with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine rdx burst. 967 01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:03,016 It's capable of busting the bunker under the bunker you just busted. 968 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,271 If it were any smarter, it would write a book. 969 01:12:05,363 --> 01:12:08,776 A book that would make ulysses look like it was written in crayon. 970 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,607 It would read it to you. 971 01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:12,775 This is my Eiffel Tower. 972 01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:15,953 This is my rachmaninoff's third. My pieta. 973 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,123 It's completely elegant. It's bafflingly beautiful. 974 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:23,920 It's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. 975 01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:26,918 I call it the ex-wife. 976 01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:33,967 That's the best I got. 977 01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:40,791 Are we gonna do this? Give me something here. 978 01:12:40,815 --> 01:12:44,774 - You're like a sphinx. I can't read you. - I think I'll take it. 979 01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:47,731 Which one? “All of it. 980 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:50,734 All of it. 981 01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:31,772 Everything is achievable through technology. 982 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:34,399 Better living, robust health 983 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:40,329 and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. 984 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,073 I'm Howard stark, 985 01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:46,161 and everything you'll need for the future can be found right here. 986 01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:49,289 City of the future? City of tomorrow? City of... 987 01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:56,254 I'm Howard stark, 988 01:13:56,349 --> 01:14:00,262 and everything you'll need in the future can be found right here. 989 01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:03,186 So, from all of us at stark industries, 990 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:05,600 I would like to personally... 991 01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:08,433 Tony, what are you doing back there? What is that? 992 01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:12,145 Put that back. Put it back where you got it from. 993 01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:14,526 Where's your mother? Maria? 994 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,862 Go on. Go, go, go, go. 995 01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:21,370 All right, I think we got... 996 01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:23,538 Ll... I'll... I'll come in and... 997 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:29,374 Are you waiting on me? 998 01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:35,794 So, from all of us at stark industries, I'd like to personally show you 999 01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:37,635 my ass. 1000 01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:39,805 I'd like fo... I can't... this is... 1001 01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:42,224 I can't... we have this, don't we? 1002 01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:45,311 This is a ridiculous way... 1003 01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:47,221 Everything 1004 01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:49,724 is achievable 1005 01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:52,393 through technology. 1006 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:05,990 Tony? 1007 01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:07,996 You're too young to understand this right now, 1008 01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:11,079 so I thought I would put it on film for you. 1009 01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:14,756 I built this for you. 1010 01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:18,343 And someday you'll realise that it represents a whole lot more 1011 01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:22,424 than just people's inventions. It represents my life's work. 1012 01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:25,934 This is the key to the future. 1013 01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:33,689 I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. 1014 01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:36,278 And when you do, 1015 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,281 you will change the world. 1016 01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:44,704 What is and always will be my greatest creation 1017 01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:48,449 is you. 1018 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:12,227 - $6. Six. - I don't have any dough. 1019 01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:13,899 - Here. - No, sir, that's too much. 1020 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:15,146 No, it's fine. Take that. 1021 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:17,270 - It's fine. - No, sefior. 1022 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:20,482 Take it. Take it. I don't like people handing me things. 1023 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,487 If you just drop that there, that'd be great. 1024 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:25,444 - Are you iron man? - Sometimes. 1025 01:16:25,623 --> 01:16:27,329 We believe in you. 1026 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:30,499 It was an illegal seizure of trademark property. 1027 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,000 - Miss potts? - Relax. 1028 01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,164 - Mr stark... - Is here. 1029 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:35,086 - He refuses... - I don't. It's fine. 1030 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,756 - I'll just be a second. - Listen, it's our position 1031 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:40,084 that stark has and continues to maintain 1032 01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:42,921 proprietary ownership of the Mark il platform. 1033 01:16:43,015 --> 01:16:45,757 When mr stark announced he was indeed iron man, 1034 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:48,121 - he was making a promise to America. - No, the suit belongs to us. 1035 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:50,010 We trusted that he would look out for us. 1036 01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:52,292 - Yeah, but you're not... Burt... - He obviously did not. 1037 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:54,602 - And now we learn that his secretary... - Yes, it does. 1038 01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:57,025 A woman named Virginia "pepper" potts, 1039 01:16:57,154 --> 01:16:59,861 has been appointed as ceo of stark industries. 1040 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:01,439 What are her qualifications? 1041 01:17:01,534 --> 01:17:02,614 - No. - Ms potts is doing 1042 01:17:02,701 --> 01:17:03,929 nothing to manage this terrible... 1043 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,443 - Mute. - No... 1044 01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:08,279 Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me. 1045 01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:10,852 Don't tell me that we have the best patent lawyers in the country 1046 01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,992 and then not let me pursue this. 1047 01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:14,523 I'll get this stuff out of here. 1048 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:17,380 Well, then, tell the president to sign an order. 1049 01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:19,631 We'll talk about it at the expo. 1050 01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:22,710 Hammer's giving some presentation tomorrow evening. 1051 01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:25,672 Will Tony stark be there? “Will 1? 1052 01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:28,549 - No, he will not. Bye. - I would like to be. 1053 01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:30,889 - Got a minute? - No. 1054 01:17:31,021 --> 01:17:33,728 Come on, you just got off the phone. You're fine, 30 seconds. 1055 01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:37,478 Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight. 1056 01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:39,231 I was just driving over here, 1057 01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:41,812 and I thought I was coming to basically apologise, but I'm not. 1058 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:44,668 - You didn't come here to apologise? - Look, that goes without saying, 1059 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,324 and I'm working on that. 1060 01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:50,405 But I haven't been entirely upfront with you, 1061 01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:51,726 and I just want to try to make good. 1062 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:54,082 Can I move this? This is crazy. 1063 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:55,355 It's like a Ferris wheel going. 1064 01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:56,659 - I'm trying to get some... - No. 1065 01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:01,590 Do you know how short life is? 1066 01:18:01,719 --> 01:18:04,756 And if I never got to express... 1067 01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:07,509 And by the way, this is somewhat revelatory to me. 1068 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,012 And I don't care... I mean, I care. It would be nice. 1069 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:11,763 I'm not expecting you to... 1070 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:13,081 Look, here's what I'm trying to say. 1071 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:15,041 - I'm just gonna say it. - Let me stop you right here, okay? 1072 01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:17,522 Because if you say "I" one more time, 1073 01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:20,397 I'm gonna actually hurl something at your head, I think. 1074 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,857 I am trying to run a company. 1075 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:25,530 Do you have any idea what that entails? Yes. 1076 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:28,610 People are relying on you to be iron man and you've disappeared, 1077 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:32,037 and all I'm doing is putting out your fires and taking the heat for it. 1078 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:38,119 I am trying to do the job that you were meant to do. 1079 01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:44,216 Did you bring me strawberries? 1080 01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:48,717 Did you know that there's only one thing on earth that I'm allergic to? 1081 01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:51,093 Allergic to strawberries. 1082 01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:54,646 This is progress, pepper. 1083 01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:57,479 I knew there was a correlation between you and this. 1084 01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,711 - I need you... - I need you, too. 1085 01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,397 - To leave now. - That's what I'm trying to... 1086 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:08,986 Ms potts? 1087 01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:12,953 - Hi, come on in. - Wheels up in 25 minutes. 1088 01:19:13,499 --> 01:19:14,830 Thank you. 1089 01:19:16,627 --> 01:19:18,146 - Anything else, boss? - I'm good, hap. 1090 01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:21,287 No, I'll be just... another minute. 1091 01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:23,914 I lost both the kids in the divorce. 1092 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,260 No. 1093 01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:36,518 Are you blending in well here, Natalie? Here at stark enterprises? 1094 01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:39,931 Your name is Natalie, isn't it? 1095 01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:42,937 I thought you two didn't get along. 1096 01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:46,361 - No. That's not so. - It's just me you don't care for. 1097 01:19:46,532 --> 01:19:48,944 - No? Nothing? - Actually, while you're here, 1098 01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:52,117 maybe you and Natalie could discuss the matter of the personal belongings. 1099 01:19:52,204 --> 01:19:53,660 Absolutely. 1100 01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:01,189 I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut. 1101 01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,293 Boy, you're good. 1102 01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:04,963 You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it? 1103 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:06,945 You just tear things... You're a triple impostor. 1104 01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:09,322 I've never seen anything like you. Is there anything real about you? 1105 01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:10,381 Do you even speak Latin? 1106 01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:15,220 Which means? Wait. What? What did you just say? 1107 01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:18,553 It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected. 1108 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,559 You're good. 1109 01:21:21,335 --> 01:21:23,997 Jarvis, could you kindly vac-u-form a digital wire frame? 1110 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,620 I need a manipulatable projection. 1111 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:37,469 1974 stark expo model scan complete, sir. 1112 01:21:39,686 --> 01:21:41,517 How many buildings are there? 1113 01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:44,059 Am I to include the Belgian waffle stands? 1114 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:46,686 That was rhetorical. Just show me. 1115 01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:04,083 What does that look like to you, Jarvis? Not unlike an atom. 1116 01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:07,661 In which case the nucleus would be here. 1117 01:22:08,715 --> 01:22:10,831 Highlight the unisphere. 1118 01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:24,637 - Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them. - What is it you're trying to achieve, sir? 1119 01:22:24,731 --> 01:22:26,562 I'm discovering... correction. 1120 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:30,651 I'm rediscovering a new element, I believe. 1121 01:22:31,405 --> 01:22:34,442 Lose the landscaping, the shrubbery, the trees. 1122 01:22:34,533 --> 01:22:36,865 Parking lots, exits, entrances. 1123 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:47,661 Structure the protons and the neutrons using the pavilions as a framework. 1124 01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:51,876 Dad. 1125 01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:17,903 Dead for almost 20 years, and still taking me to school. 1126 01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:28,701 The proposed element should serve as a viable replacement for palladium. 1127 01:23:28,795 --> 01:23:29,875 Thanks, dad. 1128 01:23:29,963 --> 01:23:33,205 Unfortunately, it is impossible to synthesise. 1129 01:23:37,763 --> 01:23:41,301 Get ready for a major remodel, fellas. We're back in hardware mode. 1130 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:30,933 I heard you broke the perimeter. Yeah. 1131 01:24:31,525 --> 01:24:33,436 That was, like, three years ago. Where you been? 1132 01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:37,520 - I was doing some stuff. - Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked. 1133 01:24:37,656 --> 01:24:39,612 Hey, I'm playing for the home team, Coulson, 1134 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,782 you and all your fabulous furry freak brothers. 1135 01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:43,788 Now, are you gonna let me work or break my balls? 1136 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:47,989 What's this doing here? 1137 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:50,870 That's it. 1138 01:24:52,170 --> 01:24:54,286 - Bring that to me. - You know what this is? 1139 01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:56,061 It's exactly what I need to make this work. 1140 01:24:57,843 --> 01:24:58,878 Lift the coil. 1141 01:24:59,386 --> 01:25:00,717 Go, go. Put your knees into it. 1142 01:25:01,471 --> 01:25:03,336 There you go. And... 1143 01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,305 Drop it. Drop it. 1144 01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:12,562 Perfectly level. I'm busy. What do you want? 1145 01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:15,854 Nothing. Goodbye. I've been reassigned. 1146 01:25:16,403 --> 01:25:17,984 Director fury wants me in new Mexico. 1147 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:20,528 - Fantastic. Land of enchantment. - So I'm told. 1148 01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,693 - Secret stuff? - Something like that. 1149 01:25:24,077 --> 01:25:25,112 - Good luck. - Bye. 1150 01:25:25,203 --> 01:25:27,285 - Thanks. - We need you. 1151 01:25:27,372 --> 01:25:30,364 - Yeah, more than you know. - Not that much. 1152 01:25:48,727 --> 01:25:51,343 Initialising prismatic accelerator. 1153 01:25:57,402 --> 01:25:59,859 Approaching maximum power. 1154 01:26:47,327 --> 01:26:48,567 That was easy. 1155 01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:07,093 Congratulations, sir. 1156 01:27:08,807 --> 01:27:11,298 You have created a new element. 1157 01:27:19,276 --> 01:27:23,064 Sir, the reactor has accepted the modified core. 1158 01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:25,771 [ Will begin running diagnostics. 1159 01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:32,994 Hey, Ivan. 1160 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:34,905 I got senator stern here. 1161 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,437 Thought we'd swing over and look at some of the drone designs. 1162 01:27:37,461 --> 01:27:39,702 The drone is not going to be ready. 1163 01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:41,211 Not ready? What do you mean? 1164 01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:44,752 I can make presentation, not demonstration. 1165 01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:46,834 What the hell is the difference? 1166 01:27:46,970 --> 01:27:49,712 Presentation. No fly. No shoot. 1167 01:27:50,015 --> 01:27:51,846 Well, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1168 01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:55,058 What can you make them do? I mean, this is a weapons demonstration. 1169 01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:58,475 - I can make salute. - You can make salute? 1170 01:27:58,565 --> 01:27:59,930 What do you mean, "make salute"? 1171 01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:04,109 What the hell does that mean, Ivan? This is not what we agreed to, okay? 1172 01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:06,812 You promised me suits and then you promised me drones. 1173 01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:11,025 - Hey, man, everything will be okay. - This is not what I wanted. 1174 01:28:23,173 --> 01:28:25,755 Hey, there he is. It's the bird man. 1175 01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:32,930 Now you like the bird. Is that right? Is that your bird? I'm confused. 1176 01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:37,259 You said it wasn't, but now it looks like you're best of pals. 1177 01:28:37,395 --> 01:28:41,263 You love that bird, don't you? You know what? Take the bird. 1178 01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:44,228 Hey! 1179 01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:48,941 Take his pillows, too. Both of them. 1180 01:28:50,242 --> 01:28:52,153 And his shoes. Take his shoes. 1181 01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:57,909 I took your stuff. 1182 01:28:57,999 --> 01:29:01,162 How does that make you feel? Do you feel bad? 1183 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:04,582 Good. 'Cause that's how I feell 1184 01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:08,419 we had a contract. 1185 01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:10,800 I saved your life 1186 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:13,587 and you give me suits. 1187 01:29:14,099 --> 01:29:15,839 That was our deal. 1188 01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:17,970 And you did not deliver. 1189 01:29:18,812 --> 01:29:23,306 I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud. I don't know what you are. 1190 01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:28,985 Something really, really great fell into my lap. 1191 01:29:29,614 --> 01:29:32,822 And if it hadn't, I'd be at your mercy tonight. 1192 01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,861 Now I have a piece of stark tech that I pimped out myself. 1193 01:29:37,122 --> 01:29:38,862 And now your overpriced paperweights 1194 01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:41,539 are gonna look like a backdrop to my demonstration. 1195 01:29:42,043 --> 01:29:44,284 Do you dig what I'm getting at here? 1196 01:29:46,506 --> 01:29:50,795 I don't know if you know this, but I don't speak Russian! 1197 01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:56,045 I'm gonna leave now. 1198 01:29:56,141 --> 01:29:59,224 I'm gonna go to the expo. Maybe I'll even get laid. 1199 01:29:59,978 --> 01:30:01,809 You see these guys? They're your babysitters. 1200 01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:04,471 They are not to be trifled with. 1201 01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:06,723 When I get back, we're gonna renegotiate 1202 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:09,150 the terms of our agreement. 1203 01:30:09,738 --> 01:30:11,820 And you're gonna make good on our arrangement 1204 01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:13,439 because if you don't, 1205 01:30:13,533 --> 01:30:15,945 you're gonna be exactly what you were when I found you, 1206 01:30:16,036 --> 01:30:17,697 a dead man. 1207 01:30:17,829 --> 01:30:19,194 You got that? 1208 01:30:20,165 --> 01:30:22,497 Maybe you can watch me on TV. 1209 01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:34,293 Dummy, you, can we clean up this mess? You're killing me. 1210 01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:35,827 - You know I don't... - Incoming call 1211 01:30:35,889 --> 01:30:37,629 with a blocked number, sir. 1212 01:30:37,724 --> 01:30:40,932 My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely. 1213 01:30:41,019 --> 01:30:42,538 Coulson. How's the land of enchantment? 1214 01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:45,269 Hey, Tony, how you doing? 1215 01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:48,894 - I double cycle. - You what? 1216 01:30:49,903 --> 01:30:53,771 You told me double cycle's more power. Good advice. 1217 01:30:54,115 --> 01:30:55,776 You sound pretty sprightly for a dead guy. 1218 01:30:55,867 --> 01:30:57,357 You, too. 1219 01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:01,286 Trace him. =-sir. 1220 01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:05,116 Now, the true history of stark name will be written. 1221 01:31:05,210 --> 01:31:06,290 Jarvis, where is he? 1222 01:31:06,378 --> 01:31:10,496 Accessing the oracle grid. Eastern seaboard. 1223 01:31:10,590 --> 01:31:14,708 What your father did to my family over 40 years, 1224 01:31:15,553 --> 01:31:18,215 I will do to you in 40 minutes. 1225 01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:20,301 Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out. 1226 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:21,931 Tri-state area. 1227 01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:24,267 Manhattan and outlying boroughs. 1228 01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:26,261 I hope you're ready. 1229 01:31:29,067 --> 01:31:31,058 Call trace incomplete. 1230 01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:44,237 - Sir... - You want to run some tests, run them. 1231 01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:47,269 And assemble the suit while you're at it. Put it together now. 1232 01:31:47,293 --> 01:31:50,133 - We are unclear as to the effects... - I don't want to hear it, Jarvis. 1233 01:31:54,134 --> 01:31:56,216 That tastes like coconut. 1234 01:31:56,302 --> 01:31:58,008 And metal. 1235 01:31:58,346 --> 01:31:59,927 Oh, wow, yeah! 1236 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:14,358 I'll keep the car down here, all right? 1237 01:32:14,446 --> 01:32:15,731 Thank you, happy. 1238 01:32:15,822 --> 01:32:20,612 Justin hammer. His presentation will begin shortly in the main pavilion. 1239 01:32:39,054 --> 01:32:40,294 Yeah. 1240 01:32:41,473 --> 01:32:44,806 That's what I'm talking about. Thanks for coming. 1241 01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:47,349 Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long, 1242 01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:51,973 this country has had to place its brave men and women in harm's way, 1243 01:32:52,150 --> 01:32:53,765 but then the iron man arrived, 1244 01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:57,523 and we thought the days of losing lives were behind us. 1245 01:32:58,364 --> 01:33:01,106 Sadly, that technology was kept out of reach. 1246 01:33:01,201 --> 01:33:03,533 That's not fair. That's not right. 1247 01:33:03,620 --> 01:33:05,861 - And it's just too bad. - Oh, lord. 1248 01:33:05,955 --> 01:33:08,037 Regardless, it was an impressive innovation, 1249 01:33:08,124 --> 01:33:11,036 one that grabbed headlines the world over. 1250 01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:13,034 Well, today, my friends, 1251 01:33:13,129 --> 01:33:16,587 the press is faced with quite a different problem. 1252 01:33:17,092 --> 01:33:19,583 They are about to run out of ink. 1253 01:33:25,141 --> 01:33:27,097 Get that out of here. 1254 01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:29,926 Ladies and gentlemen, 1255 01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:33,346 today I present to you 1256 01:33:33,650 --> 01:33:36,813 the new face of the United States military. 1257 01:33:38,196 --> 01:33:39,481 The hammer drone. 1258 01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:43,443 Army! 1259 01:33:56,589 --> 01:33:57,749 Navy! 1260 01:34:07,976 --> 01:34:09,432 Air force! 1261 01:34:17,318 --> 01:34:18,603 Marines! 1262 01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:31,658 Yeah! 1263 01:34:31,916 --> 01:34:33,122 Yeah! 1264 01:34:36,796 --> 01:34:39,708 That's a hell of a lot better than some cheerleaders, let me tell you. 1265 01:34:40,842 --> 01:34:43,709 But as revolutionary as this technology is, 1266 01:34:43,803 --> 01:34:47,512 there will always be a need for man to be present in the theatre of war. 1267 01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:51,136 Ladies and gentlemen, today I am proud to present to you 1268 01:34:51,227 --> 01:34:52,967 the very first prototype 1269 01:34:53,062 --> 01:34:56,350 in the variable threat response battle suit 1270 01:34:56,441 --> 01:35:00,275 and its pilot, air force lieutenant colonel James rhodes. 1271 01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:03,061 What? 1272 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:28,132 For America and its allies, hammer industries is reporting for... 1273 01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:45,941 We got trouble. 1274 01:35:46,032 --> 01:35:47,738 Tony, there are civilians present. 1275 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:50,441 I'm here on orders. Let's not do this right now. 1276 01:35:50,536 --> 01:35:51,821 Give them a wave. 1277 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:54,074 Hey, all right. Yeah. 1278 01:35:54,165 --> 01:35:56,268 All these people are in danger. We gotta get them out of here. 1279 01:35:56,292 --> 01:35:58,283 You gotta trust me for the next five minutes. 1280 01:35:58,378 --> 01:36:00,522 Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed around your house, remember? 1281 01:36:00,546 --> 01:36:02,582 Listen, I think he's working with vanko. 1282 01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:04,289 Vanko's alive? 1283 01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:06,670 Yeah. 1284 01:36:06,761 --> 01:36:08,001 Where is he? 1285 01:36:08,388 --> 01:36:10,379 What? Where's vanko? 1286 01:36:10,848 --> 01:36:12,133 - Who? - Tell me. 1287 01:36:12,767 --> 01:36:14,758 What are you doing here, man? 1288 01:36:14,852 --> 01:36:16,513 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1289 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:23,312 - Is that you? - No, I'm not doing that. That's not me. 1290 01:36:24,404 --> 01:36:27,066 I can't move. I'm locked up. I'm locked up! 1291 01:36:27,865 --> 01:36:30,146 Get out of here. Go! This whole system's been compromised. 1292 01:36:31,411 --> 01:36:33,322 Let's take it outside. 1293 01:36:45,466 --> 01:36:46,706 No. Nol 1294 01:36:56,686 --> 01:36:59,894 - Jarvis, break in. I need to own him. - Yes, sir. 1295 01:37:01,733 --> 01:37:04,645 Tony, Tony, I'm locked on. I have target lock. 1296 01:37:04,736 --> 01:37:06,397 - On what? - On you. 1297 01:37:11,409 --> 01:37:13,240 Tony, on your six! 1298 01:37:30,595 --> 01:37:33,032 - What's going on? What's happening? - The software's been overridden. 1299 01:37:33,056 --> 01:37:34,325 What? What do you mean it's been overridden? 1300 01:37:34,349 --> 01:37:35,743 - What does that mean? - I think he slaved the drones. 1301 01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:36,847 That's impossible. 1302 01:37:36,934 --> 01:37:38,704 - Call the guards. - All the phones are down, sir. 1303 01:37:38,728 --> 01:37:40,844 Well, then call their... call their cells. 1304 01:37:40,938 --> 01:37:42,541 Their cell phones are not working, either, sir. 1305 01:37:42,565 --> 01:37:43,834 He's locked us out of the mainframe. 1306 01:37:43,858 --> 01:37:45,085 Who's locked you out of the mainframe? 1307 01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:46,690 Please, please, go away. Go away. 1308 01:37:46,778 --> 01:37:48,172 - I've got this handled. - Have you now? 1309 01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:49,276 Yes, I do. 1310 01:37:49,405 --> 01:37:51,925 In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up, this wouldn't be happening. 1311 01:37:51,949 --> 01:37:54,281 So please, now go away. Thank you. 1312 01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:57,034 Listen, we got to get these bitches out of here. 1313 01:37:57,246 --> 01:37:58,702 What? 1314 01:37:58,790 --> 01:38:00,121 You tell me who's behind this. 1315 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:04,747 - Who's behind this? - Ivan. Ivan vanko. 1316 01:38:05,129 --> 01:38:07,745 - Where is he? - He's at my facility. 1317 01:38:11,094 --> 01:38:12,709 - I need NYPD, please. - No, no, no! 1318 01:38:12,804 --> 01:38:14,073 - Command central. - No, no, honey. 1319 01:38:14,097 --> 01:38:16,075 - Don't call the authorities. - Okay. Right away. Right away. 1320 01:38:16,099 --> 01:38:18,135 Step aside. Step aside. 1321 01:38:19,102 --> 01:38:20,763 Tell me everything you know. Go. 1322 01:38:28,152 --> 01:38:31,144 - How are we doing, Jarvis? - Remote reboot unsuccessful. 1323 01:38:48,673 --> 01:38:50,163 This way. 1324 01:38:50,842 --> 01:38:52,673 Nobody's answering the phone. What's going on? 1325 01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:55,001 Get in the car. Take me to hammer industries. 1326 01:38:55,096 --> 01:38:57,508 - I'm not taking you anywhere. - Fine. You want me to drive? 1327 01:38:57,598 --> 01:39:00,135 No, I'm driving. Get in the car. 1328 01:39:58,576 --> 01:40:00,237 Nice work, kid. 1329 01:40:02,038 --> 01:40:05,371 - You got multiples coming in on you. - Let's get this away from the expo. 1330 01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:13,167 When we arrive, I need you to watch the perimeter. 1331 01:40:13,257 --> 01:40:16,920 I'm gonna enter the facility and take down the target. 1332 01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:21,838 - Watch the road. - I got it. I got it. 1333 01:40:52,255 --> 01:40:53,290 Listen, listen. 1334 01:40:53,422 --> 01:40:55,484 A pack just peeled off. They're headed back to the expo. 1335 01:40:55,508 --> 01:40:56,839 Got it. 1336 01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:02,094 I'm closing on you. 1337 01:41:02,181 --> 01:41:04,593 Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it. 1338 01:41:20,449 --> 01:41:23,111 - Stay in the car. - I'm not staying in the car. 1339 01:41:23,202 --> 01:41:24,783 I said, stay in the car. 1340 01:41:24,954 --> 01:41:26,945 What are you wearing? 1341 01:41:28,207 --> 01:41:30,493 Look, I'm not letting you go in there alone. 1342 01:41:30,626 --> 01:41:32,104 You want to help? Keep the car running. 1343 01:41:32,128 --> 01:41:33,368 Okay. 1344 01:41:36,882 --> 01:41:39,168 Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here. 1345 01:41:39,635 --> 01:41:41,171 Hold on. Hey! 1346 01:42:25,890 --> 01:42:27,801 Each set of drones is communicating 1347 01:42:27,892 --> 01:42:30,634 - in its own unique language. - Well, choose one and focus on that. 1348 01:42:30,728 --> 01:42:32,719 Have you tried Russian? Why don't you try Russian? 1349 01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:38,766 Attention. We have intrusion on grid w. 1350 01:42:38,861 --> 01:42:41,102 We got it. We're on our way. 1351 01:43:22,571 --> 01:43:23,981 I got him! 1352 01:43:38,838 --> 01:43:40,874 Rhodey, you still locked on? Yeah. 1353 01:43:40,965 --> 01:43:44,457 Drop your socks and grab your crocs. We're about to get wet on this ride. 1354 01:43:46,637 --> 01:43:47,752 Wait, wait, wait! 1355 01:44:07,324 --> 01:44:08,780 He's gone. 1356 01:44:12,830 --> 01:44:14,866 I'm sorry, buddy. Had to thin out the herd. 1357 01:44:15,666 --> 01:44:17,497 What's your 207? 1358 01:44:29,138 --> 01:44:31,971 - What are you doing? - I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit. 1359 01:44:38,355 --> 01:44:39,390 Tony! 1360 01:44:55,915 --> 01:44:57,576 Reboot complete. 1361 01:44:58,250 --> 01:44:59,990 You got your best friend back. 1362 01:45:00,085 --> 01:45:03,452 - Thank you very much, agent Romanoff. - Well done with the new chest piece. 1363 01:45:03,547 --> 01:45:07,210 I am reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising. 1364 01:45:07,301 --> 01:45:10,043 Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you. 1365 01:45:10,137 --> 01:45:12,282 What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying? 1366 01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:14,046 Is that you? No, I'm not. 1367 01:45:14,141 --> 01:45:15,677 - Not any more. - What's going on? 1368 01:45:15,768 --> 01:45:17,579 I was going to tell you. I didn't want to alarm you. 1369 01:45:17,603 --> 01:45:19,206 You were gonna tell me? You really were dying? 1370 01:45:19,230 --> 01:45:21,041 - You didn't let me. - Why didn't you tell me that? 1371 01:45:21,065 --> 01:45:23,772 I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you. 1372 01:45:23,901 --> 01:45:26,813 Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. 1373 01:45:26,904 --> 01:45:28,485 Looks like the fight's coming to you. 1374 01:45:28,572 --> 01:45:30,403 - Great. Pepper? - Are you okay now? 1375 01:45:30,491 --> 01:45:31,697 I am fine. Don't be mad. 1376 01:45:31,784 --> 01:45:33,424 - I will formally apologise... - I am mad! 1377 01:45:33,452 --> 01:45:36,410 When I'm not fending off a hammeroid attack. 1378 01:45:36,497 --> 01:45:37,974 - Fine. - We could have been in venice. 1379 01:45:37,998 --> 01:45:39,033 Oh, please. 1380 01:45:42,419 --> 01:45:43,784 Rhodes? 1381 01:45:44,255 --> 01:45:46,917 Snap out of it, buddy. I need you. 1382 01:45:47,675 --> 01:45:49,961 They're coming. Come on, let's roll. Get up. 1383 01:45:53,264 --> 01:45:55,425 Oh, man. You can have your suit back. 1384 01:45:58,936 --> 01:46:00,267 You okay? 1385 01:46:00,437 --> 01:46:01,973 Yeah, thanks. 1386 01:46:03,524 --> 01:46:05,936 - Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay? - Don't be. 1387 01:46:06,026 --> 01:46:07,295 No. I should have trusted you more. 1388 01:46:07,319 --> 01:46:08,964 I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it. 1389 01:46:08,988 --> 01:46:11,320 No. It's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 1390 01:46:11,448 --> 01:46:14,690 Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear. Partner. 1391 01:46:14,952 --> 01:46:18,536 They're coming in hot, any second. What's the play? 1392 01:46:19,164 --> 01:46:20,851 Well, we want to take the high ground, okay? 1393 01:46:20,875 --> 01:46:22,519 So let's put the biggest gun up on that Ridge. 1394 01:46:22,543 --> 01:46:23,828 Got you. 1395 01:46:24,670 --> 01:46:25,814 - Where do you want to be? - Where are you going? 1396 01:46:25,838 --> 01:46:27,478 - What're you talking about? - I meant me. 1397 01:46:27,548 --> 01:46:29,539 You have a big gun. You are not the big gun. 1398 01:46:29,633 --> 01:46:31,111 - Tony, don't be jealous. - No. It's subtle, 1399 01:46:31,135 --> 01:46:32,320 all the bells and whistles. Yeah. 1400 01:46:32,344 --> 01:46:34,835 - It's called being a badass. - Fine. 1401 01:46:35,556 --> 01:46:38,923 All right. You go up top. I'll draw them in. 1402 01:46:39,018 --> 01:46:40,954 Don't stay down here. This is the worst place to be. 1403 01:46:40,978 --> 01:46:42,289 Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine? 1404 01:46:42,313 --> 01:46:45,225 It's the kill box, Tony. Okay? This is where you go to die. 1405 01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:36,738 - See that? - Yeah, yeah, nice. 1406 01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:46,035 Rhodey? 1407 01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:48,868 Get down. 1408 01:47:59,098 --> 01:48:01,555 Wow. I think you should lead with that next time. 1409 01:48:01,642 --> 01:48:04,975 Yeah. Sorry, boss. I can only use it once. It's a one-off. 1410 01:48:07,398 --> 01:48:09,559 I told you that five minutes ago. 1411 01:48:10,901 --> 01:48:12,266 That's your guy here. 1412 01:48:13,612 --> 01:48:15,603 - Excuse me? - You're being placed under arrest. 1413 01:48:15,739 --> 01:48:17,217 - Are you kidding me? - Hands behind your back, sir. 1414 01:48:17,241 --> 01:48:18,902 I'm trying to help here. 1415 01:48:22,997 --> 01:48:26,535 I get it. I see what you're doing. You're trying to pin this on me, huh? 1416 01:48:26,625 --> 01:48:28,206 That's good. That's good. 1417 01:48:28,293 --> 01:48:31,251 You're starting to think like a ceo, taking out the competition. 1418 01:48:31,422 --> 01:48:33,788 I like that. You think you're making a problem for me? 1419 01:48:33,924 --> 01:48:35,068 I'm gonna make a problem for you. 1420 01:48:35,092 --> 01:48:38,084 I'm gonna be seeing you again real soon. 1421 01:48:42,266 --> 01:48:43,827 When they get here, I think you should station them 1422 01:48:43,851 --> 01:48:46,684 at the south, east and both west exits. 1423 01:48:46,770 --> 01:48:48,915 We shut down the 7 train in and out of willets point already. 1424 01:48:48,939 --> 01:48:51,726 Well, have city buses there to ferry people to operating lines. 1425 01:48:51,817 --> 01:48:53,307 Yeah. Are you coming with us? 1426 01:48:53,444 --> 01:48:56,902 - No, I'm gonna stay till the park is clear. - Okay. 1427 01:48:58,657 --> 01:49:01,148 Heads up. You got one more drone incoming. 1428 01:49:01,285 --> 01:49:02,616 This one looks different. 1429 01:49:03,078 --> 01:49:05,444 The repulsor signature is significantly higher. 1430 01:49:16,550 --> 01:49:18,211 Good to be back. 1431 01:49:18,802 --> 01:49:20,167 This ain't gonna be good. 1432 01:49:23,724 --> 01:49:25,806 I got something special for this guy. 1433 01:49:25,976 --> 01:49:28,092 I'm gonna bust his bunker with the ex-wife. 1434 01:49:28,187 --> 01:49:29,643 With the what? 1435 01:49:40,032 --> 01:49:42,523 Hammer tech? Yeah. 1436 01:49:44,369 --> 01:49:45,950 I got this. 1437 01:50:38,882 --> 01:50:40,873 Rhodes. I got an idea. 1438 01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:43,751 You want to be a hero? “What? 1439 01:50:44,096 --> 01:50:47,054 I could really use a sidekick. Put your hand up. 1440 01:50:47,141 --> 01:50:49,006 - This is your idea? - Yep. 1441 01:50:49,726 --> 01:50:52,308 I'm ready. I'm ready. Go, go, go! 1442 01:50:56,108 --> 01:50:57,188 Take it. 1443 01:51:25,762 --> 01:51:27,172 You lose. 1444 01:51:34,730 --> 01:51:37,472 All these drones are rigged to blow. We gotta get out of here, man. 1445 01:51:37,983 --> 01:51:39,223 Pepper? 1446 01:52:19,399 --> 01:52:21,139 Oh, my god! I can't take this any more. 1447 01:52:21,235 --> 01:52:22,645 - You can't? - I can't take this. 1448 01:52:22,736 --> 01:52:24,146 - Look at me. - My body, literally, 1449 01:52:24,238 --> 01:52:25,478 cannot handle the stress. 1450 01:52:25,572 --> 01:52:30,066 I never know if you're gonna kill yourself or wreck the whole company. 1451 01:52:30,160 --> 01:52:32,151 I think I did okay. 1452 01:52:32,329 --> 01:52:34,365 I quit. I'm resigning. 1453 01:52:34,998 --> 01:52:36,363 That's it. 1454 01:52:36,959 --> 01:52:39,541 What did you just say? You're done? 1455 01:52:40,837 --> 01:52:44,329 That's surprising. No, it's not surprising. I get it. 1456 01:52:44,758 --> 01:52:48,046 - You don't have to make any excuses. - I'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses. 1457 01:52:48,136 --> 01:52:49,322 You actually were just making excuses. 1458 01:52:49,346 --> 01:52:50,907 - But you don't have to. - No, I wasn't making an excuse. 1459 01:52:50,931 --> 01:52:52,325 - I'm actually very justified. - Listen. Hey, hey. 1460 01:52:52,349 --> 01:52:54,681 You deserve better. Well... 1461 01:52:54,768 --> 01:52:57,350 You've taken such good care of me. 1462 01:53:00,732 --> 01:53:01,972 Right? 1463 01:53:02,067 --> 01:53:03,307 Thank you. Yeah. 1464 01:53:04,111 --> 01:53:07,069 - Thank you for understanding. - Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up. 1465 01:53:07,155 --> 01:53:09,884 - I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth. - Okay. What about the press? 1466 01:53:09,908 --> 01:53:11,844 Because you only had the job for a week. That's gonna seem... 1467 01:53:11,868 --> 01:53:13,638 - Well, with you it's like dog years. - I know. 1468 01:53:13,662 --> 01:53:15,062 I mean, it's like the presidency... 1469 01:53:28,093 --> 01:53:29,333 Weird. 1470 01:53:29,594 --> 01:53:31,155 - No, it's not weird. - It's okay, right? 1471 01:53:31,179 --> 01:53:33,090 - Yeah. - Run that by me again. 1472 01:53:33,181 --> 01:53:35,046 I think it was weird. 1473 01:53:35,475 --> 01:53:38,433 You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape. 1474 01:53:38,979 --> 01:53:41,436 - I had just quit, actually. - Yeah, so we're not... 1475 01:53:41,523 --> 01:53:44,014 You don't have to do that. I heard the whole thing. 1476 01:53:44,109 --> 01:53:47,021 - You should get lost. - I was here first. Get a roof. 1477 01:53:47,946 --> 01:53:50,483 - I thought you were out of one-liners. - That's the last one. 1478 01:53:50,574 --> 01:53:53,190 - You kicked ass back there, by the way. - Thank you. You, too. 1479 01:53:53,285 --> 01:53:55,776 Listen, my car got taken out in the explosion, 1480 01:53:55,871 --> 01:53:59,034 so I'm gonna have to hang on to your suit for a minute, okay? 1481 01:53:59,124 --> 01:54:00,864 Not okay. Not okay with that. 1482 01:54:01,460 --> 01:54:02,700 It wasn't a question. 1483 01:54:08,300 --> 01:54:11,633 How are you gonna resign if I don't accept? 1484 01:54:32,115 --> 01:54:34,401 I don't think I want you looking at that. 1485 01:54:34,576 --> 01:54:36,737 I'm not sure it pertains to you any more. 1486 01:54:36,828 --> 01:54:42,073 Now this, on the other hand, is agent Romanoff's assessment of you. 1487 01:54:43,335 --> 01:54:44,415 Read it. 1488 01:54:46,338 --> 01:54:50,331 "Personality overview. Mr stark displays compulsive behaviour." 1489 01:54:50,425 --> 01:54:52,586 In my own defence, that was last week. 1490 01:54:54,638 --> 01:54:57,471 "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. 1491 01:54:57,599 --> 01:55:00,181 I mean, please. And aren't we all? 1492 01:55:00,560 --> 01:55:03,393 "Textbook narcissism'? 1493 01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:06,520 Agreed. 1494 01:55:07,609 --> 01:55:08,974 Okay, here it is. 1495 01:55:09,069 --> 01:55:12,402 "Recruitment assessment for avenger initiative. Iron man? Yes." 1496 01:55:12,489 --> 01:55:15,026 - I gotta think about it. - Read on. 1497 01:55:17,577 --> 01:55:19,113 "Tony stark not... 1498 01:55:19,204 --> 01:55:20,740 "Not recommended'? 1499 01:55:21,957 --> 01:55:23,163 That doesn't make any sense. 1500 01:55:23,250 --> 01:55:26,162 How can you approve me but not approve me? 1501 01:55:26,837 --> 01:55:28,247 I got a new ticker. 1502 01:55:28,338 --> 01:55:31,330 I'm trying to do right by pepper. 1503 01:55:31,925 --> 01:55:34,837 I'm in a stable-ish relationship. 1504 01:55:35,679 --> 01:55:37,544 Which leads us to believe at this juncture 1505 01:55:37,639 --> 01:55:40,802 we'd only like to use you as a consultant. 1506 01:55:47,732 --> 01:55:49,597 You can't afford me. 1507 01:55:51,945 --> 01:55:54,186 Then again, I will waive my customary retainer 1508 01:55:54,281 --> 01:55:57,148 in exchange for a small favour. 1509 01:55:58,118 --> 01:56:03,033 Rhodey and I are being honoured in Washington and we need a presenter. 1510 01:56:04,875 --> 01:56:06,365 I'll see what I can do. 1511 01:56:08,086 --> 01:56:12,921 It is my honour to be here today to present these distinguished awards 1512 01:56:13,008 --> 01:56:17,001 fo lieutenant colonel James rhodes and mr Tony stark, 1513 01:56:17,095 --> 01:56:20,428 who is, of course, a national treasure. 1514 01:56:22,601 --> 01:56:23,932 Thank you, lieutenant colonel, 1515 01:56:24,019 --> 01:56:26,385 for such an exceptionally distinguished performance. 1516 01:56:26,688 --> 01:56:28,679 - You deserve this. - Thank you, sir. 1517 01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:31,685 Mr stark. 1518 01:56:31,776 --> 01:56:35,860 Thank you for such an exceptionally distinguished performance. 1519 01:56:35,947 --> 01:56:37,608 You deserve this. 1520 01:56:39,075 --> 01:56:41,532 Oh, sorry. 1521 01:56:41,620 --> 01:56:45,033 Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it? 1522 01:56:46,500 --> 01:56:48,286 Let's get a photo. 1523 02:04:14,447 --> 02:04:16,403 Sir, we've found it.